sorry to the environment but i love paper towels

My tasks for the day could be like take a nap in the sun and I’m still like fuckkkkkkkk

people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

Please Excuse My Desperate Anguished Screams

i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

If I could do things I would be unstoppable

when I am in my own environment I am so calm and friendly and normal, and when I am outside of that environment I am like a cat at the vet

see writing is funny because sometimes you have to google things like “can the human body survive with every rib broken” and other times you have to google things like “is there an ikea in manhattan???”

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

ever since i was little i knew i wanted to make up little guys in my brain and play on my puter all day

"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

"nauseated" and "hungry" are two feelings that should NOT be allowed to coincide