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Student 1: I want to bring "gay" back to its "happy" definition plane

Student 2: no, I like it better as an insult

Student 3: me too!

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Him: I have matches on Tindr

Me: you just told me you had a girlfriend

Him: yeah but she doesn't want to kiss and I like to make out

Me: that poor girl

#i know this guy personally #he is scum #im so glad he's not my roommate #college life

Student One: I don't like Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

Student Two: Are you gay?

Student Two: Do you like girls?

Me *thinking*: IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GOING TO SCREAM

#asshole #college #overhearing conversations #homophobia #I am not even kidding #by the time I recovered from the shock I had it in my head that if he continued this line of questionsing #I was going to shout #ARE YOU TWELVE #IS THIS MIDDLE SCHOOL #ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW #DON'T EVER SPEAK AGAIN DO YOU HEAR ME #Luckily for him he left the lab

Professor: Everything is made of objects

Professor: This table is an opject

Professor: This chair is an object

Professor: *points to a dude I find annoying* You're an object

Me: *thinking* Ha!

#boys are objects #object oriented programming #lol

Student: we should start a Facebook page about all the random things we talk about

Me *thinking*: Jokes on you

#most of these posts come from one class

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Student 1: i always thought it would be the coolest thing ever for a guy to wait for a girl to come home from her mission

S1: and then she dumps him

S1: wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever?

#reasons to throw boys off roofs

Student: The qualities we're looking for in women isn't the strong warrior type who will go out and fight battles, we're looking for mothers. Those are the qualities we're attracted to.

#I will only look for one type of woman #While I agree with many things about the Family Proclomation #I don't think that saying is a good thing #So what if a woman decides to join the military?#I dunno #whatever

Student one: how can you show your love for your roommates?

Student two: you can tell him you love him.

S1: you could. It may come off as kinda gay

S3: if you say no homo it's fine

#well #I'm checking out of this conversation

Student: I am glad that you found what I said to be profound

Professor: if you did the reading (from a new book) you'll have read something different from this slide I'm using (which came from a different book)

Me *thinking*: so you're teaching is from an old book while telling us to read a different book?

#college #incompetent professors #school #teachers #college life

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Student 1: hashtag youcan'ttrustasians

((JUST STOP SPEAKING))

Professor: Fellow students of mathematics, if you get an answer that is right that you weren't expecting to be right, please allow that to build your self confidence. Often times we allow our mistakes to tear us down, so it's only fair.

On families

Professor: Guys, you can't be fathers without a woman. Ladies, you can't be mothers without a guy.

Me (thinking): I've got some shocking news for you...

#mothers #fathers #family #my point is that the professor said that women can't be without a man #I'm arguing semantics forgive me

On caffeine

Student one: last time I had caffeine I was up until 3

#totally not surprised #sheltered #caffeine #weak

Student 1: ok here's a dare. We all stop doing gay things and calling each other gay and the first one to do something gay is the real gay

#stellar logic #lgbtqa #what #college life #send help

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On Puerto Rico

Student 1: *talking about how Captain America's uniform is similar the flag of Puerto Rico*

Student 2: *mentions he is Puerto Rican*

Student 1: You're Puerto Rican?

Student 2: Yeah, half

Student 1: *pretends to be offended/upset and pretends to stand up as if he's going to switch seats*

Student 1: *pointing to another student* You can sit here *points at student 2's chair

#Puerto Rico #captain America #college life

On Vidja Games

Student 1: Whats wrong with a girl character?

Student 2: This is the main character we're talking about

Student 1: Which would you rather see while you're playing? A guy or a girl?

#video games #feminism #i guess?#female video game characters

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