rewatching Superman (2025) and I found myself fixated on one specific henchman in the movie; he has no name, no dialogue, and only two scenes of screentime, but I think that he’s a perfect encapsulation of the strengths and weaknesses that Lex Luthor possesses. That one henchman is this guy: the goateed thug whose sole job is to murder a weird-looking baby if Rex Mason tries anything funny.
Despite his limited screentime, I’ve got three main takeaways about him, all of which I think apply to Luthor and his other employees as a whole:
His job is simple, cruel and effective. Lex’s pocket dimension prison is a sinister masterclass in minimalism already — the cells are seemingly constructed from normal glass, but there’s nowhere for anyone who escapes to go but down into the antiproton river, so nobody bothers to try and escape. But they’re clearly not designed to hold metahuman prisoners: Rex Mason can turn into a gas at will, so there’s nothing physically stopping him from just breaking out and escaping of his own accord.
That’s where Goatee Guy comes in, wielding the soft power that can contain Rex when hard power can’t. If Rex tries anything that isn’t part of Lex’s plan, Goatee Guy has been instructed to murder Rex’s infant son Joey in front of him. Rex is a good-natured person who would never sacrifice his son for his own survival, so this threat is just a good a deterrent as kryptonite is for Superman.
This guy knows it’s effective, and he’s real smug about it. I mean, look at him. He’s forcibly waving the chubby arm of his sobbing baby victim, a cruel smirk plastered across his face. He knows that Rex won’t stop him from acting like a dick, so he might as well taunt the poor sap over how vulnerable his squishy lil baby is.
This guy is unbelievably, undeniably screwed, and he doesn’t even realize it. Here’s the thing: holding Rex’s son hostage is a tremendously effective piece of leverage to hold over Metamorpho. It is also the only piece of leverage that they have over Metamorpho. Luthorcorp has no way of containing Rex, no way to kill him or even nullify his powers, because if they did have a way to do that, they would be using it. Goatee Guy doesn’t realize it, but there are only three possible ways this situation shakes out:
Rex Mason doesn’t try to escape. The threat works, everything’s fine for Team Luthor
Rex Mason does try to escape, and Goatee Guy fails to immediately kill Joey. Leverage is only effective when it’s being used; Rex or Superman proceed to save the baby, and now Luthorcorp has no leverage at all against those two. The plan fails, and Lex probably takes his anger out on any employees that failed to stop the escape (starting with Goatee Guy)
Rex Mason does try to escape, and Goatee Guy immediately kills Joey. Now they’ve got no leverage to hold against Metamorpho, and a man who can turn his body into acid and poison is now loose in the pocket universe with nothing to lose. Goatee Guy inevitably dies horribly, an angry Metamorpho probably helps Superman escape, and the plan fails
Goatee Guy might feel real smug about his “kill the baby” job, but the only situation where he survives unscathed is the one where nobody even tries to push back against him. He holds a lot of soft power in the prison, but that soft power evaporates if he actually needs to use it: he’s a gun loaded with a single bullet, and if he fires it the only person guaranteed to die is himself.
I think this is a good example of Lex Luthor’s fatal flaw in this movie. He wields incredible soft power through slick words and propaganda, but he’s so confident that he’s plotted out every possible angle that he can’t anticipate that there are angles he hasn’t plotted out yet. This is a real problem for him: Lex might be a genius, but he also cannot improvise to save his life.
He programmed Ultraman with 2500+ different fighting moves to counter Superman, but apparently not a single one of those was designed to anticipate Superman having an ally in a fight, and he seemingly never bothered training Ultraman how to fight without being fed instructions at every step. He tried to divide Superman’s attention between Metropolis and Jarhanpur, and didn’t even consider the possibility that other superheroes would be willing to help save innocent people. His plan gets unraveled by the ditsy girlfriend who outschemed him for months, his abrupt murder of Mali radicalized Rex Mason into helping Superman escape, and Lex has the entire city of Metropolis under surveillance and yet still can’t figure out that Clark Kent is Superman. Lex’s plan is to move fast, break things, and assume that nobody will fight back in a way he hasn’t expected: the moment somebody does anything he didn’t anticipate, the plan begins to dissolve until there’s nothing left.
In a way, that’s how authoritarianism works, too: it’s all about projecting the illusion of power, then gaining that power through folks being scared or drawn in by that illusion. But it’s still just an illusion, an ephemeral strength that evaporates the moment it needs to be exercised. Just yesterday, the United States was pushed to the brink of WWIII by our slobbering madman of a president, through a conflict that he started on a whim in a bid to project strength. He picked a fight with Iran, and he lost badly because they refused to play ball. It was the same situation as Goatee Guy, but on an international scale: Trump openly threatened to commit genocide, then was faced with two possible outcomes when the other side called his bluff. He could fire missiles on civilian targets, shoot the baby, and immediately lose any shred of deniability that is keeping him from getting instantly impeached by a Congress terrified of losing their jobs; or, he could back down from his supposed ironclad threat, not shoot the baby, and immediately look like the moron who started a pointless war and ended it worse off than before. Currently, he’s thankfully picked the latter, but he’s still vulnerable. Now’s our chance to finish him off for good: call your congressperson, demand impeachment, and throw this bastard out of the Oval Office and behind bars where he belongs.