who's better than us?

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

One man ☝️ one lord ☝️ one faith ☝️ one baptism ☝️ two nunchucks ✌️

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame

The Roy children represent the four horsemen of the modern apocalypse