must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation


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trying on a metaphor
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noise dept.
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must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

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Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something.
Damian: Grayson, why does Pennyworth leave food on the counter every night?
Dick, on his phone, not even paying attention: Oh, that's for Jason.
Damian: For 'Jason'?
Dick: Yeah. Sometimes he sneaks into the kitchen at night, so Alfred started leaving food out for him.
Damian, confused: I've never seen anyone here.
Dick: Well he doesn't always come. And last time, Bruce caught him crawling through the window and scared him away so, who knows when he'll show up again.
Damian, definitely thinking of a raccoon: So then Pennyworth is feeding a random stray that crawled out of God knows where?
Dick, annoyed: He's not a 'random stray', Damian, he's family, and he has been living in this house for way longer than you have.
Damian, trying to remember how long do raccoons live for:
Damian: I hope he doesn't die soon.
Dick: ????!!
*Later that night in the Bat-cave*
Tim, typing away in the computer:
Damian: Drake. Have you ever met Jason?
Tim: Uh. Stupid, annoying and looks like a skunk? Yes, why?
Damian, picturing a mix between a racoon and a skunk:
Damian: Is he friendly?
Tim: Well, the first time I met him, he attacked me, so...
Damian: Hmm... What did you do to provoke him?
Tim: What did I do to– Bitch–
Tim: Nothing! He just didn't like me taking 'what was his', or something.
Damian, nodding: You invaded his territory.
*The next day*
Damian: Father, when do you think Jason will visit again? I want to meet him.
Bruce: Um. I don't know, Damian. He doesn't come here often.
Damian: Why?
Bruce: Because he lives somewhere else.
Damian: Why doesn't he just live here with us instead? He would be safer.
Bruce, wincing: I don't think he would like that, Damian. He's not confortable here.
Damian: But, maybe if I befriend him I could convince him to stay.
Bruce, sighing: I don't think so, Damian. You have to respect his space.
Damian: Oh...
Damian: I hope he doesn't get rabies
Bruce: ???!!
Ma. We need to talk.
Have you seen Death on the Nile (1978)?
Yes
No
Haven’t even heard of this movie
SAVING FACE (2004) Dir. Alice Wu

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Golden Girls | 2.15 - "Before and After"
D.E.B.S (2004) dir. Angela Robinson
Based on a true story
unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too
I'm not sure what mood this is but it sure is one
it’s a spoiler alert
She’s definitely spoiling her dinner.
[ID: An image of a white sporty-looking car with a high spoiler on the back; a woman is sitting on the trunk of the car, legs through the spoiler, using it like a narrow table to eat soup off of. She also has what looks like a coffee drink and possibly some french fries nearby.]
This post has been sitting in my drafts for 4 years. Thank you @ihatebrainstorm for making this joke possible.

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AND SO, THE WOMAN DIES.
revenge of the sith (2011) by matthew stover / revenge of the sith (2005) dir. george lucas / strangers by ethel cain / the phantom menace (1999) dir. george lucas / the phantom menace (2000) by terry brooks / rainer maria rilke / the oresteia by aeschylus / andrei tarkovsky / star wars: darth vader #4 (2020) by greg pak / norwegian wood (1987) by haruki murakami / revenge of the sith screenplay / star wars: darth vader #5 (2020) by greg pak / bones and all (2022) dir. luca guadagnino screenplay by david kajganich / hannibal (2013) / i know the end by phoebe bridgers / queen’s shadow (2019) by e.k. johnston / the snail and the rosebush by hans christian andersen
mutuals to sit under this thing with
The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.
Also Luke is clearly very lonely after his crush and best friend, Biggs, went away to college
Yes! Some people have misinterpreted this as me insinuating Luke is a wimp but he’s just in a very transitional life phase that is focused on growing and maturing. His friends are growing up and moving on, he’s anxious to join them but isn’t quite ready. He has ambition and goals but he just isn’t in a place where he is able to pursue those goals, he is immature and that isn’t a bad thing. 19 year olds SHOULD be able to ponder their place in the world and which direction they want their life to take. Leia has been in the public eye her entire life, she is a princess, she has been primed for greatness and she has been shouldered with so much responsibility. Luke is just his aunt and uncle’s nephew, they love him and don’t want him to leave, he’s trying to decide what to do.
He’s like a Midwest farm boy who is dreaming of the big city and she is like an old money New England heiress who has been told since birth she will follow her father’s career path into politics and has been sent to the most competitive schools and enrolled in the most rigorous extracurriculars.
Luke is the protagonist at the start of a coming-of-age plotline while Leia is in the 3rd season finale of her failed revolution plan when A New Hope takes place and you can fight me on this.
and Han Solo owes a slug drug money
The tumpet 🎺
It's Tumpet Tuesday. Bwaaa.

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SIENNA GUILLORY as JILL VALENTINE
in RESIDENT EVIL APOCALYPSE (2004) dir. Alexander Witt
hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it.