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Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

look i knowwww this will make me sound like a pretentious asshole, but art and culture literally make you a better and more interesting person. im not exaggerating. you need to pick up some highfalutin classic literature or watch some experimental auteur films every now and then to gain some scope and perspective about the world around you. cultivate curiosity! this can help you in many ways☝

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

no but imagine your dad just hired this guy to work for you whom you hate and after a few weeks of working for you, the two of you are starting to get along and then suddenly one night when you’ve dressed him in a silly hat someone tries to poison you but he calls them out and has to drink the poison himself and you watch as his body crashes to the floor. you feel your adrenaline spike as you rush to his side, leaning over his motionless body and you know in that moment you would go to great lengths to save him (over and over again)