I Am Trash

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

unfortunately i have waited too long to watch The Popular Media and now it is Too Popular and the rat that lives in my brain has deemed it Unwatchable so i must wait until no one has talked about it for at least six months. this will happen again

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

I am not a "content creator" I am a writer and artist. I do not make the works that an audience demands, or that I think will be popular. I make the works that I'm passionate about, when I'm passionate about them.

Calling all the things we do and create "content" strips all meaning out of that act of creation, and I'm glad to see more pushback against it.

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

u guys realize the sun is a thing right it’s been out for awhile now

no more sex. we ran out of sex

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

sometimes you just gotta say "oh brother" and move on