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I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food bloggerās boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
10 years of crème brûlée brownies and wondering where it all went wrong
idk how youāre getting Content from āi fee like i dont know how to be a person properly and i dont know how or what to talk to my husband about almost everā but sheās now happily divorced so she was in fact Not Content
actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys
if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig
I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.
The sexuality of a police officer is cop.
The gender of a police officer is cop.
When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.
If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.
Cops open doors for me now, wink, or say something sweet. However. I remember how the first two years of transition they'd stare, or turn and follow me a block, or ask what business I had to be here. Put a hand on their hip, right next to their gun. If a friend tells me "good cop" stories, I can honestly tell them I know, I experience that too, but let me tell you how they are when you're less pretty. And the way they treat my other friends. And how quickly that could happen to you or your kids or other important people in your life.

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Child: OtherKid did something that was not mean-spirited or against the rules but made me really upset :(
Me: Iām sorry that youāre upset, friend. Do you need anything from me right now?
Child: ā¦No I just wanted to tell you Iām sad. :(
Me: Okay, friend. Thank you for sharing.
Child: ā¦I really like it here though. :( Everyone is really nice. :( Iām just sad right now. :(
Me: Iām glad you think so. I like it here too.
Child: Iām gonna just sit by you for right now though. :(
Me: ā¦Okay, friend.
At least Child had the self-awareness to know that their need in the moment was just validation of their feelings and not punishment of OtherKid for innocuous behavior.
Same day I had a teen message me and say āhey Iām really frustrated with how you ran rehearsal todayā and I said āYeah, I understand where youāre coming from, I agree that I handled X and Y poorly. Iām glad you felt like you could bring it up,ā and Teen said āThank you for responding to me and listening. I understand where youāre coming from too.ā
I LOVE EMOTIONAL MATURITY WOW
Stuff thatās hard to do but worth it:
Taking time to validate kidsā feelings, even if theyāre āsillyā
Making a safe space for kids to express themselves, even if theyāre expressing criticism
Being open to having difficult conversations with kids, even when itās uncomfortable for one or both of you
Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than āanyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery everā
(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)
[ID: a sign saying āPlease note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.ā]
Hey this is a pretty cool approach maybe we should take that to the Internet instead of trying to invade the privacy of millions of adults because some parents can't parent their kids

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iām just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didnāt need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly heās trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey whatās the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner
āyou draw far too much attention to yourself āmister underhillāā if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i canāt help that iām two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didnāt lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend iām not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW iām being pursued by the black riders which is why i didnāt SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch
The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpaās attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the worldās entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

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āOne more thing, sir. You told me you couldnāt possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if thatās true, I just gotta askā how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?ā
āWhy, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? Iād be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.ā
āAh, gee. Kingdom Hearts⦠Yeah, that oneās a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. Youāre right, sir. I shouldāa thought of that. Well, Iāll get outta your hair, then. ā Oh, one more thingā¦
I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, youāve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. ⦠but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasnāt on the PS1, though, was it? ā¦ā
āOh⦠yes, how very⦠observant of you, Lieutenant. Well, I⦠suppose I must have been mistaken. My memory of that dreadful night - itās all jumbled, you see. It must have been one of my other games from my PS1 library. Spyro, perhaps. Orā yes, now I remember. It was Final Fantasy 7 - the character of Cloud is in both that game and in Kingdom Hearts. I must have simply gotten my wires crossed. How silly of me.ā
āAll right, then. That explains it. Well, have a good night, then. ⦠Oh, uh⦠I figure I oughta let you know ⦠we did have your memory card searched. We didnāt see Final Fantasy VII on there. Mustāve been a glitch or something. Might wanna get that checked.ā
āNow, see here, Columbo, perhaps if you were spending more time looking for actual clues, rather than harping on my gaming habits, you might have caught the real killer by now!
If you have anything more to say to me, you can kindly say it to my lawyer.
So, if youāll excuse me, I have a Twitch stream scheduled for noon, and I do not care to keep my followers waiting. Good day, sir.ā
āCertainly, sir, Iāll be outta your way now. Oh, ā gee. Gosh, I nearly forgot. I figured Iād mention. We did get one lead. On the murder, sir.
We determined from Mr. Elbertsonās autopsy that he was repeatedly beaten in the back of the head with a small, blunt object. No bigger than about 157 mm longways. Likely a, uh ⦠analog gamepad of some kind. Dualshock, thatās what the lab boys told me. You got any idea what sorta console uses those? I only ask ācause you seem to know about these sorta things. What with you beingā well, being a gamer.ā