Rin 🍓

"theyfab" "theymab" how about I theystab you in the theychest

10 years of crème brûlée brownies and wondering where it all went wrong

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

Cops open doors for me now, wink, or say something sweet. However. I remember how the first two years of transition they'd stare, or turn and follow me a block, or ask what business I had to be here. Put a hand on their hip, right next to their gun. If a friend tells me "good cop" stories, I can honestly tell them I know, I experience that too, but let me tell you how they are when you're less pretty. And the way they treat my other friends. And how quickly that could happen to you or your kids or other important people in your life.

At least Child had the self-awareness to know that their need in the moment was just validation of their feelings and not punishment of OtherKid for innocuous behavior.

Hey this is a pretty cool approach maybe we should take that to the Internet instead of trying to invade the privacy of millions of adults because some parents can't parent their kids

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in