In a World of Red-Mouthed Liars

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

diversity win! this fictional character is gay in my brain

i think we should stop having "kink at pride" discourse and START having "kink at the 4th of july" discourse. for no reason other than that it would be very funny

mark of the yeast

idk wtf any of u are talking about but i click the little heart anyway <3

if ur bored i suggest developing a crush on me 

please read lycanthropy and other chronic illnesses. it's so cute.

trial by combat is such a funny concept. if youre not guilty then beat my ass

If you're truly righteous God would have blessed you with some hands

I think that men should show their tits and ass more

Very OK, but which tits please?

You got more than one pair?

*takes your hand* rapists don’t get punished in this country; most of the Terrible People you think should be “Locked Away Forever” won’t be. Prisons are stuffed with desperate poor people and people of color for things like Having Weed and Robbing a Gas Station Because They Were Desperate for Money or Being an Addict or, and this one’s my favorite, Being Black and at the Wrong Place and at the Wrong Time. Prison is a Farce; you’re not being protected from Bad People like the government wants you to believe, like use your brain and think about all the free labor prisons are getting out of these Black and brown men …

i knew the miku binder thomas jefferson artist shipped the game grumps and is a boot licker but did i really need to find out they made a game grumps hamilton au and made alexander hamilton arin and drew him in a hello kitty binder 

i wish this sentence was as incomprehensible as it should be if this timeline were not wretched and fit merely for the pyre

hunting down the cringe avatar with my fail uncle