cowfield

hey guys sorry if i smiled last night. i was happy

just because its a bromance doesnt mean you cant kiss him with tongue. follow for more nontoxic masculinity or else

Whenever I have something copied to my clipboard I can feel it. I feel the weight of it on my mouse

not to be that guy but evolve or repeat those are your only options

me and my girls we see beauty in everything we encounter

problem with dating apps is having to describe yourself in a way that makes you seem like a person with a rich interior life and sometimes you’re just not that guy. sometimes you’re just a guy who takes psychedelics and electrocutes himself constantly. and thats it

landlord put in a new oven that doesn’t go higher than 1 degree

Before covid people would to reply to random images with the word "praxis." now i hit people with my car and dont even stop. i dont even stop

its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean