fairy godzilla mother

I've seen a lizard. I didn't get a picture, but you've got to believe me. Please.

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

i miss you 2012 avengers. i miss you the avengers tower. i miss you irondad and spiderson. i miss you meme lord shuri and peter. i miss you loki lingering in the tower for no other reason than that he's the main love interest. i miss you poptart-eating thor. i miss you grumpy bucky barnes. i miss you old man, chronically offline steve rogers. i miss you clint in the vents. i miss you girls night with wanda and natasha. i miss you resurrected, shamelessly flirty pietro. i miss you clueless, socially inept vision. i miss you the rare bruce banner feature. i miss you sassy sam wilson. i miss you cheeky reader who always called fury by his first name. i miss you super nanny phil coulson. i miss you christmas avengers blurbs in the middle of the fanfiction written by an autistic 14 year old. i miss you 😔😔😔

Imagine abdicating your throne to be near your crush and then he dates a guy named Kyle. Sounds too horrid to happen to anyone but it happened to my friend Darem Reymi, King of Khionia for about three hours.

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

hate it when a show is over like bro i was watching that

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

i feel like i have to start barking and howling like a dog. because of the Character

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot