Swan Ronson

Life hacks

me: i wish i could go back in time and watch hannibal again for the first time

reblog for good things to happen to you

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Most male marsupials, except for macropods and marsupial moles, have a bifurcated penis, separated into two columns, so that the penis has two ends corresponding to the females' two vaginas. The penis is used only during copulation, and is separate from the urinary tract. It curves forward when erect, and when not erect, it is retracted into the body in an S-shaped curve.

only americans will understand::

Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.