whoopsie doopsie

movie theatres are like if platos cave slayed

1st base is NOTHING. 2nd base is NOTHING. 3rd base is NOTHING. and 4th base is closing your eyes and peacefully passing away in your sleep alone

and 5th base is reincarnating as a perfect sphere floating silently through the carina nebula

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

My new pet peeve is people completely misunderstanding the term Male Gaze and making the term female gaze based entirely on that misunderstanding

the white boy of the month pushing his hair back and reading poetry for the camera is not the equivalent of the dehumanization of women in visual media by way of presenting them primarily as vessels for sexual gratification

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.