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Aperture Investment Opportunity #∞⃥⃒̸: "The Backrooms"

Cave Johnson here. Running into impenetrable bedrock layers when drilling further in your salt mines? Are the government lackeys down at Lansing not approving your potentially hazardous and environmentally devastating research expansions? Who cares, infinite space! Allow me to introduce: the Backrooms!

{ That place is too bloody dangerous. No attempt to exploit it will ever be successful. }

( Doug almost got separated from me and Gordon earlier, but we managed to catch up with him. Also there’s DEFINITELY other living things in here with us, so I’d recommend staying alert.. )

( Hang on- )

(Icarus reaches towards the wall male09 came through, his hand passing completely through it..)

(..He tries to pull it out, but it ends up firmly stuck.)

...

( I’m Dr. Jameson, I work at Aperture Labs, so does Doug. the guy with the overgrown.. everything. I’m not sure why we look so similar, probably just a coincidence. )

Im making a dnd 5e oneshot for my new party and its gonna be a mostly improved comedy so in the spirit of that ALL the npcs are going to be randomized as well as knockoffs of famous characters and people (With the sole exception of Mama Robotnik)

All i ask of you is to give me some ideas for npc roles i can put characters in as well as any funny knockoff characters you can think of for me to put them on the randomiser.

Until I take my helmet off, nobody knows what gender I am.

Sooo there’s this looser who keeps trying to take over Hyrule or something (honestly don’t know anymore) named Ganondorf or Ganon, and he’s also in an arcade game so I thought you meant him-

I still dunno how he did that I mean I stabbed his stomach with a sword… and his neck was snapped…

Until I take my helmet off, nobody knows what gender I am.

Sooo there’s this looser who keeps trying to take over Hyrule or something (honestly don’t know anymore) named Ganondorf or Ganon, and he’s also in an arcade game so I thought you meant him-

Until I take my helmet off, nobody knows what gender I am.

Until I take my helmet off, nobody knows what gender I am.

Until I take my helmet off, nobody knows what gender I am.

Not yet, but it would be good to compile one.

Of the ones that I know of that are banned. I’ll update this as I learn of new ones. Main accounts can also be added to the list.

@nothing-offical (main: @cottoncandyentrails)

@no-one-offical (main: @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit)

@the-pineapple-offical (main: @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit)

@nowhere-offical (main: @3rte)

@the-listener-offical

@weevilxp

@connect-transit-offical

@grim-reaper-offical

@helpmemiku

I don't like the Legion.