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The 1.5th Free Man

@hla-freeman-official

stuck in Stasis and no longer going through apple juice withdrawals! help [me when I gimmick and I blog]

95 posts

hla-freeman-official

Jul 17

sodapop-but-not

It's crazy how technology has gotten more annoying to set up as time goes on. Windows is an amazing example of this! I recently set up a Windows 7 computer and it took me like 5 minutes! Start to finish! I didn't have to sign into anything or connect to WiFi. Once I got my username and password in, it was just like, "ok, have fun!" It was plug and play! Now, setting up Windows 11 is soooo annoying. I have to sign in and I have to agree to all of these things and I have to sign into a WiFi network and no, I don't want set up OneDrive right now, really, I don't. Even when it's set up, now I have to sign into everything else, even if I really don't need to sign in to use it!!! Just let me look at a USB driv- NO I DON'T WANT TO SET UP ONEDRIVE I ALREADY DID THAT 3 MONTHS AGO.

Also, Windows 7 has better noises.

hla-freeman-official

Maybe there are perks to being stuck in stasis...

#gordon gets to use an old computer #gordon doesn't need to worry about OneDrive popping-#NO ONEDRIVE GO AWAY

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Jul 16

aperturehrdept-official

[START LOG]

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[ENTER LOG]

{ Hang on, let me see if I can figure out what kinda cipher this is.. }

”L 1 s t 0 l o 7 0 9 0 m 9 7 8 t 0 s 5 n 4 0 5 v r y o n 5 0 4 5 1 4 0 n o 2 o 4 y 0 l 5 6 t 0 2 u r n t 0 4 o 3 u m 5 n t 0 6 o u n 4 0 6 o l 4 5 r 0 2 u r n t 0 6 9 l 5 0 6 9 n 5 0 s 5 n 4 9 n 7 0 6 9 l 5 0 o v 5 r 0 s o o n”

{ ..well some of that was in english, that much is apparent. }

{ Let’s see.. }

“L i s t c l o s e m y m i g h t s e n d 0 e v e r y o n e 0 d e a 0 n o b o d y 0 l s e t 0 b u r n t 0 d o c u m e n t 0 c o u l d 0 6 o l d 5 r 0 b u r n t 0 6 9 l 5 0 6 9 n 5 0 s e n d 9 n 7 0 6 9 l 5 0 o v e r 0 s o o n”

{ I’m stumped. @bill-cipher-offical mind giving me a hand here? You’re the expert on these, after all. }

bill-cipher-offical

THEY SAID EVERYONE DIED IN A FIRE AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR JELLY BEANS

aperturehrdept-official

{ I’ll get you your jellybeans whenever I get out of @hl1-gman’s personal stasis void. }

{ Also, thanks for the help, Bill. I mean it. }

You're In Stasis? I Had No Idea

hla-freeman-official

Dude, you have got to keep track of who's in what stasis and where better

black-mesa-dog-lover-alyx

How many people can fit in one stasis chamber?

hla-freeman-official

I think only one? Also, it's not really a chamber. It's more like... a room? I can walk around and I have a desk in mine. I think Adrian has a helicopter for some reason??

hla-freeman-official

Jul 13

hla-freeman-official

Oh sorry to intrude. I think I entered my coordinates wrong. Would you like some snacks as an apology for the intrusion? -Steve from @dimensional-cafe

Oh! Hi! Uh don't worry you're ok!

oh my god you look like a mini dinosaur

Um, do you guys happen to have any apple fritters? I haven't had one of those in ages...

dimensional-cafe

Of course! Jeal can easily make a batch of those for you and I can save these coordinates to send them here!

but hmm... this place doesn't seem like a cozy place to eat them in...maybe I should set up a door for you so you can come and go to the cafe as you please...

hla-freeman-official

...

...

...I would love you forever if you did that.

OH! Get @hlof-shephard too! I don't really know where he is in the void, but I know he's here somewhere. He does have a helicopter, so his void area is a bit more cozy?

Is a helicopter cozy? I don't think it is...

Would G-Man be ok with this? Does that matter?

dimensional-cafe

Of course! Its just connecting a gateway between dimensions from yours to the pocket one the cafe is in!

Oh and just take care not to follow someone else out as they leave or you may end up somewhere else by accident. I still havent fixed that one yet, you need to wait until the door closed before opening it again to get home properly.

I can certainly try to find your friend once I'm done here too! If he's in a similar type of stasis void as yours then he can't be too far off from this one....

hla-freeman-official

Yay! And got it! It's like cleaning off after dealing with something radioactive. You have to wait until that person is completely out before you can get started!

I would assume it would be pretty similar? I'm pretty sure we both got put in stasis by G-Man...

I wonder if he would like the cafe?

dimensional-cafe

Yep! Exactly like that! Well without the radiation! But the concept is there!

If you were put in by the same person then if I ask them it would make things much faster! Do you know were G-Man might be?

hla-freeman-official

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nope. He just kinda appears every once in a while? He did say that he's been to the cafe before, so that might be a good start.

You're looking for a guy in a blue suit with blue-ish green eyes that glow every once in a while. He also looks like he's 50ish?

Oh, and he has a slight lazy eye

#ooc: there are a few different G-Man accounts. the one I interact with most is hl1-gman

hla-freeman-official

Jul 13

Can I eat that orange crystal? -Steve from @dimensional-cafe

It tastes pretty bad.

hla-freeman-official

Why do you know what it tastes like??

I’ll give you two guesses.

hla-freeman-official

why would you eat one???? Actually don't answer that, I know it looks tasty but it smells weird. Rocks shouldn't smell like anything, especially not weird. Also, I'm 90% sure it's at least someone radioactive

Well why else would they call them “samples” if you weren’t supposed to taste them?

hla-freeman-official

I...

...

...Yeah I got nothing. That's fair.

#that's so fucking stupid #and I hate that it works

hla-freeman-official

Jul 13

Can I eat that orange crystal? -Steve from @dimensional-cafe

It tastes pretty bad.

hla-freeman-official

Why do you know what it tastes like??

I’ll give you two guesses.

hla-freeman-official

why would you eat one???? Actually don't answer that, I know it looks tasty but it smells weird. Rocks shouldn't smell like anything, especially not weird. Also, I'm 90% sure it's at least someone radioactive

#they never let me take a geiger counter to it :(

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hla-freeman-official

Jul 13

Can I eat that orange crystal? -Steve from @dimensional-cafe

It tastes pretty bad.

hla-freeman-official

Why do you know what it tastes like??

hla-freeman-official

Jul 12

hla-freeman-official

Oh sorry to intrude. I think I entered my coordinates wrong. Would you like some snacks as an apology for the intrusion? -Steve from @dimensional-cafe

Oh! Hi! Uh don't worry you're ok!

oh my god you look like a mini dinosaur

Um, do you guys happen to have any apple fritters? I haven't had one of those in ages...

dimensional-cafe

Of course! Jeal can easily make a batch of those for you and I can save these coordinates to send them here!

but hmm... this place doesn't seem like a cozy place to eat them in...maybe I should set up a door for you so you can come and go to the cafe as you please...

hla-freeman-official

...

...

...I would love you forever if you did that.

OH! Get @hlof-shephard too! I don't really know where he is in the void, but I know he's here somewhere. He does have a helicopter, so his void area is a bit more cozy?

Is a helicopter cozy? I don't think it is...

Would G-Man be ok with this? Does that matter?

dimensional-cafe

Of course! Its just connecting a gateway between dimensions from yours to the pocket one the cafe is in!

Oh and just take care not to follow someone else out as they leave or you may end up somewhere else by accident. I still havent fixed that one yet, you need to wait until the door closed before opening it again to get home properly.

I can certainly try to find your friend once I'm done here too! If he's in a similar type of stasis void as yours then he can't be too far off from this one....

hla-freeman-official

Yay! And got it! It's like cleaning off after dealing with something radioactive. You have to wait until that person is completely out before you can get started!

I would assume it would be pretty similar? I'm pretty sure we both got put in stasis by G-Man...

I wonder if he would like the cafe?

#dimensional cafe

hla-freeman-official

Jul 12

aperturehrdept-official

[START LOG]

12 1 19 20 0 12 15 7 0 9 0 13 9 7 8 20 0 19 5 14 4 0 5 22 18 25 15 14 5 0 4 5 1 4 0 14 15 2 15 4 25 0 12 5 6 20 0 2 21 18 14 20 0 4 15 3 21 13 5 14 20 0 6 15 21 14 4 0 6 15 12 4 5 18 0 2 21 18 14 20 0 6 9 12 5 0 6 9 14 5 0 19 5 14 4 9 14 7 0 6 9 12 5 0 15 22 5 18 0 19 15 15 14

[ENTER LOG]

{ Hang on, let me see if I can figure out what kinda cipher this is.. }

”L 1 s t 0 l o 7 0 9 0 m 9 7 8 t 0 s 5 n 4 0 5 v r y o n 5 0 4 5 1 4 0 n o 2 o 4 y 0 l 5 6 t 0 2 u r n t 0 4 o 3 u m 5 n t 0 6 o u n 4 0 6 o l 4 5 r 0 2 u r n t 0 6 9 l 5 0 6 9 n 5 0 s 5 n 4 9 n 7 0 6 9 l 5 0 o v 5 r 0 s o o n”

{ ..well some of that was in english, that much is apparent. }

{ Let’s see.. }

“L i s t c l o s e m y m i g h t s e n d 0 e v e r y o n e 0 d e a 0 n o b o d y 0 l s e t 0 b u r n t 0 d o c u m e n t 0 c o u l d 0 6 o l d 5 r 0 b u r n t 0 6 9 l 5 0 6 9 n 5 0 s e n d 9 n 7 0 6 9 l 5 0 o v e r 0 s o o n”

{ I’m stumped. @bill-cipher-offical mind giving me a hand here? You’re the expert on these, after all. }

bill-cipher-offical

THEY SAID EVERYONE DIED IN A FIRE AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR JELLY BEANS

aperturehrdept-official

{ I’ll get you your jellybeans whenever I get out of @hl1-gman’s personal stasis void. }

{ Also, thanks for the help, Bill. I mean it. }

You're In Stasis? I Had No Idea

hla-freeman-official

Dude, you have got to keep track of who's in what stasis and where better

It Is A Nasty Habit, But In My Defense, If One Were To Escape, They Would Find Themselves In A Very... Legally Actionable Position.

What do you mean by this.

I'd Hope That You Don't Find Out

aperturehrdept-official

{ Am I at risk of being sued by eldritch lawyers due to an error in the code? }

Again, Quite A Legally Actionable Position

hla-freeman-official

Does visiting a random cafe that can apparently create a door here in stasis every once in a while count as "escaping"

hla-freeman-official

Jul 11

aperturehrdept-official

[START LOG]

12 1 19 20 0 12 15 7 0 9 0 13 9 7 8 20 0 19 5 14 4 0 5 22 18 25 15 14 5 0 4 5 1 4 0 14 15 2 15 4 25 0 12 5 6 20 0 2 21 18 14 20 0 4 15 3 21 13 5 14 20 0 6 15 21 14 4 0 6 15 12 4 5 18 0 2 21 18 14 20 0 6 9 12 5 0 6 9 14 5 0 19 5 14 4 9 14 7 0 6 9 12 5 0 15 22 5 18 0 19 15 15 14

[ENTER LOG]

{ Hang on, let me see if I can figure out what kinda cipher this is.. }

”L 1 s t 0 l o 7 0 9 0 m 9 7 8 t 0 s 5 n 4 0 5 v r y o n 5 0 4 5 1 4 0 n o 2 o 4 y 0 l 5 6 t 0 2 u r n t 0 4 o 3 u m 5 n t 0 6 o u n 4 0 6 o l 4 5 r 0 2 u r n t 0 6 9 l 5 0 6 9 n 5 0 s 5 n 4 9 n 7 0 6 9 l 5 0 o v 5 r 0 s o o n”

{ ..well some of that was in english, that much is apparent. }

{ Let’s see.. }

“L i s t c l o s e m y m i g h t s e n d 0 e v e r y o n e 0 d e a 0 n o b o d y 0 l s e t 0 b u r n t 0 d o c u m e n t 0 c o u l d 0 6 o l d 5 r 0 b u r n t 0 6 9 l 5 0 6 9 n 5 0 s e n d 9 n 7 0 6 9 l 5 0 o v e r 0 s o o n”

{ I’m stumped. @bill-cipher-offical mind giving me a hand here? You’re the expert on these, after all. }

bill-cipher-offical

THEY SAID EVERYONE DIED IN A FIRE AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR JELLY BEANS

aperturehrdept-official

{ I’ll get you your jellybeans whenever I get out of @hl1-gman’s personal stasis void. }

{ Also, thanks for the help, Bill. I mean it. }

You're In Stasis? I Had No Idea

hla-freeman-official

Dude, you have got to keep track of who's in what stasis and where better

hla-freeman-official

Jul 11

hla-freeman-official

Oh sorry to intrude. I think I entered my coordinates wrong. Would you like some snacks as an apology for the intrusion? -Steve from @dimensional-cafe

Oh! Hi! Uh don't worry you're ok!

oh my god you look like a mini dinosaur

Um, do you guys happen to have any apple fritters? I haven't had one of those in ages...

dimensional-cafe

Of course! Jeal can easily make a batch of those for you and I can save these coordinates to send them here!

but hmm... this place doesn't seem like a cozy place to eat them in...maybe I should set up a door for you so you can come and go to the cafe as you please...

hla-freeman-official

...

...

...I would love you forever if you did that.

OH! Get @hlof-shephard too! I don't really know where he is in the void, but I know he's here somewhere. He does have a helicopter, so his void area is a bit more cozy?

Is a helicopter cozy? I don't think it is...

Would G-Man be ok with this? Does that matter?

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hla-freeman-official

Jul 10

Oh sorry to intrude. I think I entered my coordinates wrong. Would you like some snacks as an apology for the intrusion? -Steve from @dimensional-cafe

Oh! Hi! Uh don't worry you're ok!

oh my god you look like a mini dinosaur

Um, do you guys happen to have any apple fritters? I haven't had one of those in ages...

hla-freeman-official

Jul 9

therealbitterstar

Horrible yaoi me and my gf cooked up

tenaciousskeletondeceiver

1000 fics and 8465252 ship arts NOW!!! WE MUST SPREAD THE YAOI

hla-freeman-official

Why are we making yaoi of my (former?) boss and one of my coworkers??? What the fuck happened after the Resonsnce Cascade?????

#I mean I'm not against it! Maybe they would be good for each other!#...probably not. I'm pretty Dr. Magnusson hated Breen.#WAIT I SMELL ENEMIES TO LOVERS

hla-freeman-official

Jul 9

WHY ARE THERE MOSQUITOES IN THE VOID? WHO PUT THEM HERE?? I DO NOT WANT THEM.

#mosquitos in the void should be illegal #simply because I do not want mosquito bites #hl rp

hla-freeman-official

Jul 8

hla-freeman-official

hi

Yuor teeth are so scary

hla-freeman-official

hey...

#YOU MADE HIM SAD #this is actually the saddest Gordon to ever exist #s2fm

hla-freeman-official

Jul 7

hi

#sfm #s2fm #yeah I made this #in the same file as another actually serious render #Gordon Freeman #please use to your heart's content

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hla-freeman-official

Jun 19

MAJOR UPDATE: There are now books on the computer! No idea how they got there, but I can now read books while in stasis! This is good news!

#stasis book club?

hla-freeman-official

Jun 15

black-mesa-dog-lover-alyx

Combine raided my last place, had to go hide for a bit. Saw Gordon, suprisingly. I don't know what he has been up to lately, but it was probably pelting rocks at Barney.

hla-freeman-official

I've learned how to get games on the computer I found in the void! Snake is the only thing that'll run at the moment though.

I can now do a hand stand for 10 seconds without the HEV suit on! I'm going to work on doing a backflip next.

The computer appears to have come with a camera, so I'm working on getting the camera working! No idea if that'll go anywhere, but I literally have nothing else to do.

#I hope you appreciate what (a) Gordon Freeman has done with his time

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