Dr. Gordon Freeman

Do yall remember when Ginny threatened to remove my skin

Oh, yeah! I remember that vividly! :D

Barney I’m so scared

What're you scared by, bud?

Well, besides literally everything else, I have to worry about my insane doppelgänger murdering me.

That sounds rough... You wanna drink about it?

You know I would. If I didn’t have to drive.

You’d crash the car either way. I saw your rail skills 20 years ago

In my defense I was on a fuckton of painkillers and definitely should not have been operating any kind of machinery.

sex-repulsed people are fully within our rights to be cranky and blunt about not liking sex and how it's fucking everywhere btw. we shouldn't have to tiptoe around and make sure our phrasing is perfectly squeaky clean because people interpret any criticism of sex and sexualization as puritanism. venting about compulsory sexuality is not purity culture. maybe you could stand to learn a thing or two from us.

() ( Y’know what? I’ll be right back. )

It's A. The bodies had no energy of movement.

Depends on the hitboxes for the bodies.

() ( NO META STUFF. )

() ( Y’know what? I’ll be right back. )

It's A. The bodies had no energy of movement.

Depends on the hitboxes for the bodies.

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

I feel like I’ve definitely seen that second guy.

() ( Doug, how? )

What? Aren't we still in Aperture?

() ( ..Very much not. )

That’s a good question.

Oh, hi 👋

// I’ve heard the combine doesn’t use tumblr, is this true?

Well, I haven’t seen Breen on here, but I can’t say for certain.

we do now

Well fuck.

Hello there Dr.Freeman,

I SAW you talking shit about me to the citizens.

Well at the time I didn't really have much of a choice, plus you were causing a ruckus after all, weren't you?

To be fair you should’ve expected me of all people to cause a ruckus.

the bouncing landmines are so fun we should really have a higher budget for those things

Yknow actually I agree with this one. I like throwing them into crowds of Combine soldiers.

// I’ve heard the combine doesn’t use tumblr, is this true?

Well, I haven’t seen Breen on here, but I can’t say for certain.

we do now

Well fuck.

Hello there Dr.Freeman,

I SAW you talking shit about me to the citizens.

YAYYY!!

I miss my old pfp already…

Hey I worked hard on that new one! Be appreciative!

I’m starting to think maybe you should stop hanging out with Grigori so much. I think it might be having some negative effects on you.