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hl1-freeman

It’s with great sorrow that I announce that @hl2-freeman has passed away. Its final word was “diphenhydramine.”

hl2-freeman

STOP TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE IM DEAD

hl2-freeman

( The good news is that Laszlo, Dr. Rosenberg, Dr. Keller, Dr. Cross, Dr. Green and Russel are all back from the dead. )

( The bad news is that you now have either A. Three more bullet wounds than you did in the previous timeline, B. A mild allergy to your own sweat or C. Slightly worse vision than you did in the previous timeline. )

( I haven’t checked which one it is yet. )

Oh is that why I’m so itchy?

aperturehrdept-official

( Yeah that’s probably it. )

unofficially-spyro

That has to be the worst one to get

aperturehrdept-official

( Multiple bullet wounds aren’t? )

unofficially-spyro

Ah you can heal from that. But running around and getting itchy from it? That's going to cause worse things to happen.

hl2-freeman

Do you think Benadryl still exists

male09-offical

What, need some?

I got some diazepam, emesis brand.

Works good enough.

hl2-freeman

Diphenhydramine…

hl2-freeman

( The good news is that Laszlo, Dr. Rosenberg, Dr. Keller, Dr. Cross, Dr. Green and Russel are all back from the dead. )

( The bad news is that you now have either A. Three more bullet wounds than you did in the previous timeline, B. A mild allergy to your own sweat or C. Slightly worse vision than you did in the previous timeline. )

( I haven’t checked which one it is yet. )

Oh is that why I’m so itchy?

aperturehrdept-official

( Yeah that’s probably it. )

unofficially-spyro

That has to be the worst one to get

aperturehrdept-official

( Multiple bullet wounds aren’t? )

unofficially-spyro

Ah you can heal from that. But running around and getting itchy from it? That's going to cause worse things to happen.

hl2-freeman

Do you think Benadryl still exists

( The good news is that Laszlo, Dr. Rosenberg, Dr. Keller, Dr. Cross, Dr. Green and Russel are all back from the dead. )

( The bad news is that you now have either A. Three more bullet wounds than you did in the previous timeline, B. A mild allergy to your own sweat or C. Slightly worse vision than you did in the previous timeline. )

( I haven’t checked which one it is yet. )

Oh is that why I’m so itchy?

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hl1-freeman

What do you think vortigaunts taste like

rattmann-offical

Don't. They're literally so nice :<

hl1-freeman

They’re trying to kill me

hl2-freeman

They’re literally nice though :(

hl2-freeman

Did you want to try anything made from that headcrab meat you sold us? -Steve

Yes of course!

dimensional-cafe

Alright, we have sandwiches, meatpies, pasta, dumplings and curry. Jeal had a lot of fun experimenting with the amount you sold us!

hl2-freeman

Ooh! Dumplings sound delicious!

dell-rattmann-official

// I can’t run Doom but you can read Ao3 on my screen

dell-rattmann-official

// Ok I’m surprised actually.

hl2-freeman

New toxic old man yaoi rarepair just dropped

im sorry gordon but you remain silent while leon can bust oneliners, you would eventually fall to psychic damage

But you see, I am immune to his horrid oneliners because I can barely hear

One (☝️) crowbar swish to his stupid beautiful face and he’ll be crying for his mom

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momus-follower

who would win between leon s. kennedy vs gordon freeman

leon

gordon

Voting ended onJul 21

hl2-freeman

Too many people think that twink would beat me

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tatzelwurming

whenever i’m stressed about doing something my brain will automatically repeat 2-3 Half Life: Full Life Consequences to itself as a means of motivating (?) me and it doesn’t work and actually only serves to piss me off. but it keeps happening

tatzelwurming

least helpful thing to have echoing in your skull while you are apartment hunting

hl2-freeman

You all need to stop picking on my brother.

hl2-freeman

//OOC: Didn’t expect a shitpost about the Backrooms to start a whole thing, but I really would like to step away from it. I honestly hope everyone else has fun with it, but I am tired.

#Reblogging again #important #still gonna reblog some scene builds but otherwise I’m likely not gonna engage in much else

aperturehrdept-official

Are you usually a car or something else? Asking since I met you while you were a vehicle. @unofficially-spyro

( Usually I’m in a (roughly) humanoid shape. Just thought a VW bus would work better for covering distance. )

unofficially-spyro

Oh cool! What else do you like being? I've never met a shapeshifter before!

aperturehrdept-official

( Sometimes I turn into a storage cube to scare my teammates, works very well on Eli. )

(Eli stifles a laugh)

{ Yeah, yeah shut up Ike. }

( Other than that it’s usually just growing extra arms or changing my size. Largest size on record’s been about 5.2 KM.. )

unofficially-spyro

*snorts in amusement*

Did you ever become a giant cube too? Oh! Whats the smallest you've become?

aperturehrdept-official

( I haven’t turned into a giant cube, but I’m sure I’ll find a reason to eventually.. )

( Smallest I’ve been so far is about 2 or 3 feet. I turned into a garden gnome and tried to spook @hl2-freeman but I got stuck and he ended up putting me in a rocket and I ended up in deep space. )

hl2-freeman

It’s what Gaben would’ve wanted…

young-doug-rattmann-offical

You better not turn into a storage cube around me or Eli will get revenged. 😈

hl2-freeman

This has horrible implications coming from you specifically

young-doug-rattmann-offical

Cry about it.

hl2-freeman

No seriously dial it back a bit

aperturehrdept-official

Are you usually a car or something else? Asking since I met you while you were a vehicle. @unofficially-spyro

( Usually I’m in a (roughly) humanoid shape. Just thought a VW bus would work better for covering distance. )

unofficially-spyro

Oh cool! What else do you like being? I've never met a shapeshifter before!

aperturehrdept-official

( Sometimes I turn into a storage cube to scare my teammates, works very well on Eli. )

(Eli stifles a laugh)

{ Yeah, yeah shut up Ike. }

( Other than that it’s usually just growing extra arms or changing my size. Largest size on record’s been about 5.2 KM.. )

unofficially-spyro

*snorts in amusement*

Did you ever become a giant cube too? Oh! Whats the smallest you've become?

aperturehrdept-official

( I haven’t turned into a giant cube, but I’m sure I’ll find a reason to eventually.. )

( Smallest I’ve been so far is about 2 or 3 feet. I turned into a garden gnome and tried to spook @hl2-freeman but I got stuck and he ended up putting me in a rocket and I ended up in deep space. )

hl2-freeman

It’s what Gaben would’ve wanted…

young-doug-rattmann-offical

You better not turn into a storage cube around me or Eli will get revenged. 😈

hl2-freeman

This has horrible implications coming from you specifically

hl2-freeman

I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN I LOVE WHAT YOU DO CAN YOU SIGN MY CROWBAR

Thanks…?? I don’t even know what I do.

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

Ya kill people

hl2-freeman

I’m good at puzzles too 🥺

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hl1-freeman

Half-Life 2 Freeman actually fucking scares me dude. I don’t like him. Why is he like that.

hl2-freeman

Like what

I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN I LOVE WHAT YOU DO CAN YOU SIGN MY CROWBAR

Thanks…?? I don’t even know what I do.

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