Count Frogula’s Spooky Castle

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

what do you mean you ship the characters because you want the ship to be canon? what do you mean you don’t ship it because it’s fun and whimsical and maybe a little sexy and you get to write fanfics about them?

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

I love getting older. I’m hotter, more confident, more intelligent. Ageism is a dirty trap. Don’t get caught in it.

it's been incredibly freeing to realize that i'm entitled to never having to come up with anything original ever again because i already made cookie clicker and i can be satisfied with that. sorry this isn't meant to be relatable the rest of y'all still gotta try

"hey orteil you posted a joke but someone else already made that post like a month ago" don't care. popularized a game genre

first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

gay bar.

also june 2016

turns out … also june 2017

june 2018 ! time is moving fast and i cannot keep up

june 2019 !!! wow love that for all of us

june 2020. time never stops

june 2021. i am so old

june 2022 … :-S

june 2023 babey !!!

june 2024 :-)

june 2025. ten whole years

june 2026 uh oh spaghetti o

before we have sex can you reassure me i’m the most precious thing you’ve ever seen and repeat it a thousand times please