same as it ever was

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

Sometimes I see art and think to myself "You know, that was an excellent use of that person's time." and nod sagely.

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

That's kind of why they exist actually

"the best laid plans" "i'm hatching a plan" so a plan is a type of egg ? 🥚