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Hope Corgi is my favorite comic book character.

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characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
PS2 was literally the holy land of videogames
cellphones have two brightness settings: âdimâ and âthe messiah is backâ
#the worst is when you check your phone in the middle of the night and itâs so bright like NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEBENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this frickin tag omg

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allies insisting that theyre part of the LGBTQAI+ acronym is like someone insisting that theyre name should be in the credits of a movie they had nothing to do with
"I spent money to go SEE the movie, didnât I??? Without the support of fans like me, who pay to go see movies, movies wouldnât even exist!!!!1"Â
hold on i gotta blow the dust off my VCR
what even
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why donât they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WEâRE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. ITâS CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. âbut i look stupid!â lalalala but weâll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
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and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospitalÂ
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That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
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Its amazing what you can accomplish when you donât want to write an essayÂ
You are a hero among procrastinatorsÂ

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"Youâe weak! And Iâve outgrown you."
My brother called me yesterday with a stunning revelation heâd had about this scene: intentional or not, this is a perfect commentary on the superhero genre of today, and about one of its greatest weaknesses.
Heâs calling Mr. Incredible weak here because the man refused to do one thingâand that was to kill someone. And because he sees him as being unable to kill, he sees him as weakâand childish. âIâve outgrown you.â Now he is in the realm of âmatureâ superheroes, where Superman has to snap a manâs neck and Catwoman has to shoot Bane, where the purity of a woman forged by clay is unrelatable and marriage is nonconducive to an interesting story. His is a world where superheroes die to make villains seem impressive, a world where a dark and gritty realism is more important than a fun and adventurous fantasy.Â
In the end of this movie, though, the Omnidroid isnât beaten by Mr. Incredible finding Syndrome and beating an explanation out of him to stop the robot; they solve it through brainwork, audacity, and a fun and creative action sequence. Syndrome dies in the end, yes, but thatâs primarily because he keeps trying to push his view, and ends up destroying himself.
But this is Syndrome being Zack Snyder or Frank Miller, and believing that the fun adventures of yesteryear are childish fantasies that need to be left behind: ours is a world where to relate to a superhero, we have to see that superhero be unable to accomplish his task completely, where he has to settle and accept a compromise in order to preserve the greater good. We canât admire them for being able to do what we cannotâwe have to grow up and see that theyâre just like us, theyâre nothing special. Not really. And that is what true maturity is. A truly mature Avatar would kill the Firelord, a truly mature Superman would have no choice but to fight in the middle of a city, and video games need to be about cover-based shooting and military combat in the real world. With quick-time-events!
And of course, thatâs all complete bullcrap, and the sooner that mentality gets sucked into a jet engine, the happier Iâll be.Â
Yes, YES, absolutely. I love the philosophy behind this movie in celebrating the light, warm, wholesome side of superheroism.
And I love how well Syndrome represents basically âtoxic nerd cultureâ. When he canât see superheroes as people he relates to any more, he regresses and sees them as playthings instead. He acts like these real people are action figures for him to do with as he pleases, as visually demonstrated by the scenes where he holds people in zero-point stasis and moves them about, frozen in stationary action poses.
He refuses to accept any perspective but his own. He talks about the superheroes like theyâre comic book characters to him - like when he finds out Mr Incredible and Elastigirl got married, or in the interrogation scenes where he seems to be critiquing the ânewâ Mr Incredible and berating him for having let him down. He talks about it like itâs a character reboot he doesnât agree with. Plus his whole mantra of providing (selling) superpowers to everybody, so nobody will be âspecialâ any more, entirely designed to take away the specialness of what he coveted and couldnât have, just as many guys entrenched in nerd culture refuse to let anyone else share it and act like itâs a secret club only for them.
Syndrome represents arrested fanboy development in which he refused to grow up. He carries this resentment from childhood all because his favourite hero actually had other things to do with his life than to cater to him. Mature people have responsibilities, actual jobs, they age and have families of their own, thatâs what mature means and itâs what Mr and Mrs Incredible stand for, and everything that Syndrome echews in favour of being somebodyâs âarch-nemesisâ. He still thinks that maturity is dark, brooding, sexy (I mean the person he picked as the front for his scheme, not him), and about how much collateral damage you can cause. But heâs just a manchild living out a comic book dream, creating his own fictional life story (his robot is designed to be impervious to superpowers and stage a disaster that only he can defuse, thus saving the day - the whole thing is playing pretend and endangering thousands of peopleâs lives). Kids like to play at being heroes and stopping disasters, but because he refused to grow out of any of this, he acquired the means to do it for real and became a murderer in the process. All because he couldnât accept that he was, essentially, wrong. By refusing to believe that his childlike hero-worship was over the top, he buckled down into it and continued to play pretend as a child would. Another aspect of maturity is natural change and Syndrome rejects it just as Mr Incredible and all the other supers accepted their reprimand (by having to go undercover and live as normal people) and adapted to it even though they didnât want to.
My favourite line in the whole film is when Bob threatens him and Syndrome shrugs it off saying, âNah, thatâs a little dark for you,â because heâs all at once criticising Mr Incredibleâs âcharacterâ, evaluating a real person in front of him as though he has him pegged on a morality chart, and you know he could back it up with some creepy nerd facts like âIn 1964 you said the same thing to Lord Heatwave and you were totally bluffingâ, as though Bob is predictable, unchanging, completely fictional to him, AND heâs being dismissive of Bobâs personal life, he thinks Mr Incredibleâs gone soft, weak, become a family man, because he thinks his former hero needs to be cool and gritty and running away from explosions, not an actual person with depth and goals and feelings - which is, of course, why we as an audience like Mr Incredible and his whole family, thereby proving Syndrome and the Dark Gritty Reboot culture wrong simply by having watched and enjoyed the movie they were in.
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Oh my god it is.
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OMG LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS LUMP OF TAMARANIAN PRINCESS
#Why canât red hood and the outlaws be about three friends just hanging out and shit Jason yeling at action movies about bad form while Roy paints Koriâs nails Roy cooking dinner and smacking jasonâs hand away from food waiting to be put on the table but Jasonâs the distraction so Kori can grab foodDrunken dance parties in the kitchen Roy and Kori drinking coffe for their hang overs on sunday morning while Jason does yoga

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