lately he's been overheard in Mayfair

Peaky Blinders has one (1) Braincell and it’s shared between the women only

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

I just love the sense of humour these clips have shown with ridiculous haircuts and costumes and the “We’re fu-” and David Tennant being over dramatic and screaming “IM HAVING A MOMENT” they could have gone super dramatic fantasy but they’ve kept the silliness and I’m so happy

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

someone once messaged me to let me know that Hannibal and Will’s age gap was problematic and I was just sitting there like…. Really…. that’s your first and most pressing issue with Hannigram, Really

they’re cannibals, susan

I had a discourse post blow up where I referenced Hannigram and got multiple people saying that it was pedophilia. 

My favorite scene in the entirety of LoTR is when Gimli and Legolas walk into Minas Tirith, after just having braved unspeakable ghost horrors and a battle, and Legolas is prancing and singing like the cheerful jerk he is, everyone’s watching him cuz he’s beautiful, and Gimli’s grumping pissily along like YEAH THESE BRICKS ARE OK I GUESS, NOT GREAT, 6/10 NEEDS MORE DWARVES and Legolas is just like ARAGORN Y’ALL NEED SUMMORE PLANTS, I’M GONNA TELL MY DADDY TO SEND Y’ALL SOME PLANTS as if these are the highest priorities of state and there isn’t a catastrophic war with Satan going on

My favorite line in Sense and Sensibility (the book, not the film) occurs when Elinor is forced into conversation with this arrogant shithead guy at a party who does nothing but talk himself up and sound like an idiot and Austen writes: Elinor agreed to it all, for she did not think he deserved the compliment of rational opposition. OMG. It’s 2019 and this is still such a fucking mood.

the two r’s in j.r.r. tolkien stand for rockin and rollin

down to the grey havens I’m strollin

but the eagles poke at my head not fun i said eagles… mmgh… stop it now