dumbass

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it

Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context

*makes bad decisions but in a really boring way bc i live at home, there's a pandemic, and i have no money*

stop putting the damn “what happens in your head when you do math” post on my dash. you know what happens in my head when i see a math problem? my eyes go blank and stupid horse starts playing somewhere

when sufjan stevens said "it's a little-known fact that I can't cope, I’m the champion of repression" and fiona apple said "I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, tears calcified in my tummy" and orville peck said "some say I should learn to cry, but I only learned how to fight" and mitski said "I'm not happy or sad, just up or down and always bad"