i wish i could kiss the old me on the forehead and say hey! you didn’t deserve any of it! but i’m living proof that you’re gonna get through it!

Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me

how am I supposed to reduce screen time when there are literally girls in there

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

I love you shows with 50+ episodes, I love you shows with filler episodes, I love you shows that aired over 5 years+, I love you shows that weren't unexpectedly cancelled after one season because they didn't reach an unattainable goal, I love you prestreaming shows

i will change my entire life by next week btw

my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

five year plan? have a good day. plans this weekend? have a good day. why i’m doing what i’m doing? bc i wanna have a good day. it is all about having a good day. nothing’s as precious as the present moment. neither the past nor the future. therefore i will make sure to spend it having a good day

me getting any new clothing: I will wear this for 5 weeks straight

"Crooked, previously-broken nose" is such a hot trait to give your characters. Im begging you to fuck up your characters' noses

i think men are too emotional to own websites