Sawyer Brothers Playing Monopoly Headcanons
Mans will try to team up with anyone and everyone that give him the chance.
Ultimately heβll just try and screw them over though.
He always thinks that money will help him out better than properties, and makes shitty deals that definitely make him lose later in the game.Β
Which is even more stupid because he always ends up landing on Boardwalk and getting conned out of it by Drayton.
Literally has never won a single game in his life.
Keeps his money in a pile.
Favorite Version: Photo-opoly (and you better believe he customizes the shit out of it)
Cares the most about winning but almost never does.
Most likely to flip the table.
If someone is away from the board and he lands on their property heβll just pass the dice and not say a word.
Rolls for doubles to get out of jail, and is pissed when it never works.
But of course he gets sent to jail multiple times in a game for rolling doubles three times in a row.
Has a wig just for playing monopoly.Β
Favorite Version: The 60β²s (opoly)
Literally doesnβt care about winning, but still ends up doing so a good chunk of the time.
Sometimes heβll make deals that clearly donβt benefit him because Nubbins and Chop-Top are getting upset.
He just doesnβt like when the arguing starts.
Always the banker because the twins always steal cash, but they get suspicious when Drayton does it because of how often he wins.
Heβs also very generous when it comes to rent, heβll take low value properties if his brothers canβt pay completely.
Heβll finish the game with Drayton when Nubbins and Chop-Top inevitably quit.
Keeps his money tucked under the board.
He only gets angry if he lands on the go to jail space, he doesnβt like having to do half the board all over again.
Favorite Version: Zoo-opoly
If it were just him and the twins he would always win.
He knows all the tips and tricks and will be a smug bastardβ’ the entire time.
Like heβll always get a monopoly of the oranges.
Most likely to pout if he loses, probably because his expectations are so low for the rest of them.
And if anything goes wrong heβll go into a swearing fit.
Loves adding house rules to make everything more chaotic. ($400 for landing on Go, no collecting rent in jail, etc.)
Favorite Version: Texas Edition (with state shaped box)
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