I cannot turn my swag off

Literally all these comments... He’s just European lmfao

everyone in Munich acts like this

Am I having a fucking stroke

what the fuck was that

World heritage post.

I’m not sure how they manage it, but every single one of those art projects that tries to produce photorealistic recreations of various Roman emperors ends up with a lineup of objectively the most punchable faces I have ever seen.

“It’s Childhood’s End, but for douchebags. I call it… the Zuckerberg Effect.”

fun fact he is obsessed with augustus caesar and models his haircuts after him

I take it back. The idea that Mark Zuckerberg is consciously trying to look like Augustus Caesar and actually achieving looking like Caligula is objectively the funniest thing I’ve heard all week.

if she's your girl then why is she in my torture labyrinth?

if she's your girl why is she having so much trouble escaping my dimension of pure agony

you say she's loyal but where is she right now? that's right, in my crystal mind prison, as usual

i think im gonna start carrying around a note in my pocket at all times like “IF I DIE IT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT INVESTIGATE IT” just to waste people’s time after i’m dead too

Op do you want your browser history opened after you die because this is how you get your browser history opened