#slasher asks

uhmmmmmmmm oh shit ok ill do this im bored

1. my bf

2. grey cross face yaoi

3. pickles and salty items (i have suspected pots take this as you will)

4. blue raspberry

Oh dangity-dog

It'd be like my job but instead of kids, it's slashers HAHA!

I also added in the extra family members of these slashers so there can be a variety UwU

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With the Hillikers a god damn nightmare!

Well, except with the three kids, the older teens Brother and Sister would be more easier to teach and you could leave them alone to their own devices, they'd be more quick at learning technology than their parents and pick up on consoles and how to work them.

They'd be down for any types of games but I see them enjoying the more explorative rpgs such as Elder Scrolls, Legend of Zelda, Minecraft etc. They'd love split screen games the most, where the two get to play together and work as a team.

Three-Toes though, get him into some combative multiplayers games like Stick Fight, Gang Beast or Fallguys and he's having the time of his life, scarily too good at these games and beats everyone with such ease, gets a bit of a big head a bout it so his screen time gets cut down a lot.

For the adults, 100% just stick them with something like Mario Kart, they struggle too much and giving them that simple switch controller and having them just press the toggle and go button is enough, heck even just the toggle and keep their character on auto drive as they're struggling enough.

But wii sports would actually be a favourite of Ma, Pa and One-Eye. Saw-Tooth doesn't care for games and refuses to get up for them, but the other three love wii bowling, especially Pa and One-Eye, or wii golf. Wii tennis and exercise are more Ma's thing, she will always grab her three children along to do wii sing or just dance with her, or she does it by herself late at night. Doesn't like her brothers joining in on just dance and sing as Pa gets too handsy and the other two One-Eye and Three-Fingers are morons and cause a ruckus.

Though Three-Fingers would give Stick Fight a go simply cause he enjoys how crazy fast it is and the noises of the guns, but always loses to Three-Toes and is actually a good sport about it, laughs like a complete hyena every time his little stick character is thrown across the screen.

They will never play PC games, that's too much for this family it's easier to stick them with consoles.

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With the Jupiter Clan (god knows whose s/o this is)

Ruby is probably the only one to respect the consoles and learn the fastest, she'd be into things like Animal Crossing, Minecraft or Untitled Goose Game, things that are cute and silly that would take her away from the rotten hell she lives in.

Will become game addicted for escapism, so its good to keep an eye on her and make sure she's having a fun time alone, especially away from her shitty brothers.

The ones who don't care for games the most would be Lizard, Papa Jupiter, Big Mama and Cyst, so showing any of them is going to be a struggle. Papa Jupiter being the worse, its best to just leave him be to whatever sick shit he's doing, while with Big Mama it's best to just set up reality tv shows on those consoles app add-ons and leave her be.

Lizard is the one you want to keep away from the consoles the most, especially if you're his s/o. He's too hotheaded and a sore loser, you'd never be allowed to beat him in anything, even in games that are not competitive, or he'll go apeshit if he fucks up and end up destroying the console, so for the machines safety keep him away.

Cyst just doesn't give a shit, though may play car games that aren't too stressful, something like Forza Horizon where he just gets to drive around looking at scenery.

Those who may appreciate it, but can't be too sure may be Goggle, Pluto and Big Brain, and the two kids Venus and Mercury who'd be pretty easy to get them a nice game like Mario Kart or Mario party.

Big Brain would be better of with a PC compared to any other member who would be better of taught with consoles, where he can be stuck with a variety of games and oh he would be trying them all from horrors, rpgs, competitive and those odd dating anime games, if anything he'd secretly play those and enjoy the puzzles to undress these pretty girls but turn it off so fast if anyone entered his room. Is a big reason why the PC gets so many viruses and you would have to monitor him heavily and block social medias so he doesn't end up getting into online fights.

For Pluto, getting him active on wii games is best for him, gets him moving and entertained, especially Just Dance, that man would go feral for Just Dance and be difficult to stop him until he exhausts himself out.

Now, for Goggle, video games are pretty enjoyable but not practical for him if anything sticking him with a mobile game like Candy Crush, Dragon City or Bejeweled would be better since he scouts so much out in the desert cliffs, and boy does he get into them. He has tried Pokémon Go but with there being absolutely nothing out in that desert he gave up. Definitely gets into Candy Crush like crazy that could make any suburban mother run for her money.

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For Giorgio, something therapeutic and calming would be best for him, so I'd say Tetris or Bejeweled would be good for him, but on classic where he'll never have any timers or tasks to do that may risk him getting anxious in getting a task done quickly. It would definitely be a good distraction as well so you can go do basic chores around the castle.

And the last boy, Deacon.

I'd think he'd enjoy a mix of things like COD, God of War, Battlefield from hunting games to even games like deeeer and goat simulator, he's like most blokes with video games and tries all different types but would actually moderate his time than needing his s/o to moderate for him as he does get bored after about two hours of gaming.

If he is insecure about something other than his face, it's his tummy; so when his S/O compliments it or even kisses/hugs it he becomes a flustered mess 🥺💕

Okay but I read a fic that lightly worshipped his body and it’s kind of why I got in this mood negl. Love me a strong man that isn’t a toxic masculine guy <3

Honestly if you show any attention to him at the beginning of the relationship he’s almost crying. He’s never felt so loved, worshipped, and appreciated in his life. But later on in the relationship, if you’re kissing and praising his tummy. He might actually start crying or at least tear up a bit. He’s never had the privilege of being told his body was perfect. Always being made fun of by everyone but Luda May. Damn, most people are frightened of him because of his bigger form and quiet demeanor. So when you should him you love everything about him he might just pull you close and never let go. So expect some cuddles and maybe a bit more if you do do this. Which you should, because he deserves the world 💕💕

Sawyer boys breast smothering

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Chop Top

🐀 It's one of the few ways to shut him up for at least a short moment. But only because he can't speak, doesn't mean he can't lick and suck. Maybe even bite!

🐀 His hands can't be stopped though. Unless he gets tied up!

🐀 He's in heaven and enjoys it to the point where he's close to cum. If he struggles to breath, it turns him on even more.

Nubbins

📸 He's taken aback the moment his face gets covered by those warm and soft boobs! There's no response at all at first and he even forgets to breathe.

📸 After that first shock he nuzzles into the soft warmth and starts to kiss and lick.

📸 He obeys if he gets told to keep his grabby hands by himself. But he can't control his hips trying to thrust against everything in reach.

Bubba

🌻 He has no clue what is going on and there are confused little noises coming from his covered mouth.

🌻 It's rare, but this is an occasion he really wants to take off his mask to feel the smooth flesh right on his skin.

🌻 He doesn't know how to behave and besides pressing his face deeper into those breasts and palming his bulge, he doesn't do anything without getting told.

Drayton

🥩 It's like someone punched him with a pan right into his face and he goes rigit not knowing what the hell is going on.

🥩After a few seconds a muffled "What the fuck are you doing?!" can be heard and he isn't sure if his face is starting to burn because of being messed with or getting aroused.

🥩Most likely tries to get away, but only half ass, because he damn likes it! The longer it takes, the less he's able to hold back and stop himself from grabbing those tits and burry his face into even deeper.

Grandpa

🔨 He won't move only an inch away and that's not because he can't. Even if he could, he wouldn't!

🔨 He loves it and starts to drool like crazy, smearing his sliva everywhere while licking and sucking.

🔨 It's so good that there's a moment he's afraid he could've died and is in heaven now. But even if, he won't complain. If heaven is like that, he's all good with it!

((Soft bois 🥺 I cannot get the read more to work on mobile so I’ll sort it out tomorrow cause I’m in bed now))

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Bubba:

He took pity on you, looking at him with wide eyes and tears trailing down your cheeks. You were adorable, your stature and innocent demeanour spoke to his softer side. Lowering his chainsaw, Bubba would hoist you over his shoulder, bringing his new toy to his brothers.

Drayton complained at first, that they didn’t have time or resources to take in anyone else. Bubba tried to get his point across despite his lack of vocalisation. He’ll take care of you, you’re so small you won’t need much food.

Prepare to be treated more like a doll than a pet. Bubba would adore finding bits of makeup and pretty clothes on his victims, dressing you up and parading you around his brothers

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When you are all dressed up, Bubba wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off you; you did belong to him after all. The boy had no concept of privacy, groping you in various different locations around the house. He started keeping it to the bedroom when Nubbins started narrating his actions from the doorway.

He would try to be gentle with you, but Bubba couldn’t keep control for very long. With you looking so cute for him, crying out on his lap, impaled on his cock, he turned into a feral beast, pounding away for his own release.

Sex with Bubba always left you sore, but he puts a great deal of effort into aftercare. Bundling you up against his chest, you’ll be carried to the bathroom, Bubba running you a relaxing bubble bath to soothe your aches.

Jason:

He found you wandering the borders of the lake. Jason was ready to strike you down, an invader on his land, but he was enamoured. You crouched down, barely visible with your tiny frame, a handful of forest creatures foraging at the scraps you’d thrown for them. Jason was reminded of the princess’ from the stories his mother used to read him.

And treat you like a princess he would. Jason would never let you far from his sight, the camp was far too dangerous for a pure soul like you. Even if you did mouth off to him when he first found you, he blamed himself. It wasn’t like Jason was the most approachable of people.

Because of the size difference between the two of you, Jason was deathly afraid of accidentally harming you. He loved to cradle you against his chest, but would always announce his intentions, tapping you three times on the shoulder before scooping you up.

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Jason had never been an overly sexual person. After years of killing horny teenagers he was kind of put off of the whole idea. You weren’t the same however, and it wasn’t too long before he walked in on you touching yourself, leaving him no option but to take care of you properly.

He knew roughly what he was doing, replacing your fingers with his own, letting you guide them until he got more comfortable with the situation. Jason wasn’t too bothered about his own desires, so he would gladly finger you whenever you felt in the mood.

It would take him a long time to actually fuck you. He thought he would break you, literally, in half. You pleaded with him, that his needs were just as important as yours. When he eventually agrees, he’ll lie you down, working you open with his fingers to make it as comfortable as possible. He is huge, taking his time to push into you, overly concious of every noise you make.

With enough praise and guidance, Jason will loosen up a little, actually enjoying himself in this way for the first time ever. He loves the little noises you make for him, the way he gets to claim you like no-one else does. Sex with Jason is one of the most intimate experiences you’ve ever had.

Ooooo hey Laila! Thank you for the ask! Loved your responses, so lets get into it!

🥼Oh no you’re injured! Which slasher would you like to nurse you back to health?

Now this is a hard one! Hmmm, who to pick, who to pick. I wanna say that Poly!Camping Boys would be top teir at caring for you. Sam Wescott would be so concerned and fuss over you, feel like he has decent knowledge from working as a camp counseler. Buddy Swanson would of course make you some great food, can't heal on an empty stomach after all and he would make sure Sam takes a step back and doesn't freak out or smother you too much. I could keep going on but I'll cut it there.

💭 You can ask any slasher whatever question you want. Who & what are you going to ask?

Another hard one! I think I would probably ask Freddy Krueger why he is being such a cagey bitch and hasn't taken advantage of me yet.

Or I'd ask Leslie Vernon if I have what it takes to make a worthy Final Girl.