Babe.

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

since when is homosexuality a race 

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

*spins a wheel to decide which unhealthy coping mechanism I should use to handle distressing feelings*

DID HE MAKE IT??

THANK FUCKING GOD

Oh my god that’s even better

@bengalthewonderfulcat

i was not aware of that cultural tradition. that is sort of amazing. i… am not sure i’d recommend it in other countries.

so nice when u can be quiet with someone without it being awkward

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

“But the age of consent is-” Okay but hear me out: stop trying to fuck kids

It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her

Update: She’s my girlfriend now it’s all fun and gay again

this is better literature than any novel written by a man

ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.

When the princess gets kidnapped and the king sends for help, another princess arrives to save the day.