You know what this is? Growth.

I’m so glad the NHL has embraced the bubble

There was a zombie apocalypse and the zombies were smart enough to walk like humans so it was harder to tell what they were from far away. Since the zombies couldn’t speak, vines and popular songs could be used to figure out who was dead and who was alive. At one point, I was in a gas station and there was a person staring at the fountain drinks. I didn’t know whether they were a zombie or not so I started singing I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys (it was the version from all those animatic memes). When I said, “Now number five,” he spun around and finished the meme.

bedrooms are like. ok this is where i will travel the universe every night and cry and laugh and live my most authentic life which no one else sees

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

this is my fucking worst nightmare