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Banksy is p much the face of gentrification—when poor...

I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom, legs tied together, they change slowly until they can breathe, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed. 

someone please write this

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

I love it when you have a sleepover with a group of girls and there’s that moment where yall are in a circle and talk shit

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

I had a nightmare where I was kidnapped and I had a full on panic attack because I had a huge paper due AND two huge tests the next day and I demanded that they take me to school because I had work I had to do and my kidnappers were so freaked out that they dropped me off at school.

Damn