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@rearviewsun BITCH IF U DONT

@rearviewsun UR STILL A CATFISH ASS HOE

ok so tell me what the FUCK what the FUUUCK does this guy mean: so basically there’s this guy in my small school at my school and he’s new and before he got in we matched up on tinder LMAO then I messaged him before I left for Brazil and we talked a bit, nothing flirty tho. Now on New Years he messages me out of nowhere and we start talking and he’s like “I have a gf” and I’m like “oh who is she” and hes like “jk I don’t have a gf” and he was just like talking about how he was gonna come to my party….then he comments on my selfie and likes it which he’s never liked any of my pics….then he messages me today at 5 pm because i got my schedule and came back to school only to say hi to my friends tho and he’s like “welcome back” and we’ve NEVER talked in real life. We only talked those 2 times I mentioned and then he’s like “I don’t know you yet sad we don’t have any classes together” “woulda been cool if u were at the retreat” and I said “hmu when u get another bottle of champagne” and then he’s like “I still got bottles” and then I was like “lemme know when u open one” as like an invitation but then he DOESNT READ IT