let me explode, become minimal, and disappear

1,000 Cisgender Male Proboscis Monkeys Gathered For Beer And Toys Deep Underground. The Males Enjoyed Pale Ale And Oatmeal Stout On Draft And Pulled Wooden Ducks Around On Strings.

*infested with reggaeton spirit* i want to party with girls world wide

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

*old man bemoaning the fall of civilization voice* we used to have the locative case...

If you're european don't think you get a pass either. Your system of governance benefits from the same blood. Your socialized healthcare is funded by the same bombs. Start caring about the crimes you benefit from.

[image description: digital art of mothwing and leafpool from the warrior cats series. they are sitting on their hind legs, facing away from each other. mothwing's eyes are closed, while leafpool's are open. purple hyacinths are growing up around them. the piece has a green border with moth and leaf/vine motifs.]

The ancients were so much more advanced than us