mind your heterosexual business

what the fuck

Fuck this website

Me when I’ve been depressed for 24 hours: honestly I’m going to kill myself any minute, my whole life has been never ending sadness, I deserve to die, I will never feel joy again,

- @jistring

I’m not over this review of a self groomer for a three legged cat. Look at him. He hasn’t been able scratch his left side by himself since he lost his leg but now he can and he is living life the fullest. That is the face of a cat who has finally scratched an itch.

Warm flags

god….take the shot

Scott Madin‏, responding to report “ US Border Patrol has just launched tear gas into Mexico. Breeze carrying it hundreds of yards. Parents running away with choking toddlers. #migrantcaravan”

Captain be like @evilfriends

Lol?!?

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

tag yourself im 5