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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

damn when did they release garlic 2

My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

i think we should all be in jail

why must dialogue be understandable? is it not enough that it occurs between a fancy cannibal psychiatrist and his sassy detective lover?

“Academics are nervous about the idea that someone is writing the paper they are reading, so they try to avoid language that suggests authorial intent.”

Actually forget every other post about “primal” feelings and actions, the most connected to my early hominid ancestors i have ever felt in my LIFE is when slowly following an increasingly panicked sheep. I believe that slowly following ungulates is the most primally human activity in existence

That moment when the sheep has run a few times and visibly realizes that you just keep slowly walking at it and are not going anywhere and you can see it thinking “oh fuck this isn’t how being chased is supposed to work” rockets me back in time several hundred thousand years

Hey quick question OP why are you bullying a sheep

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