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find me this icon 

And tell him our wedding date

a concept: me, in my cottage, in front of the wood stove, sipping tea. looking outside, my bees are pollinating my expansive garden. my goats and chickens and cows are happy and safe. i feel content with my choices and my future. i unconditionally and recklessly love myself. the local children believe i am a witch. 

chaotic neutral

This is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen

The series of faces you make when someones messing with your butthole and you’re trying to figure out if you like it or not.

Laughed waaaay harder than I should have

Omfg stop

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

this is such a good and productive decision? 

Ok everyone should do this. Stop punishing children for having emotions. School is stressful! They’re reacting to the stress, especially if they have teachers that dismiss them

What a beautiful concept. Protect and help the babies

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

Your death will be quick and pineless

My life is now better with this pun in it.

The dads are evolving

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

This makes me feel reborn

This speaks to me on multiple levels~

There’s still good