A Blog In Denial

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful

at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”

same coworker today she was portioning mustard pickles and i said if i had an old italian man as a pet that would be the slop id put in his trough. and she didnt really like that one either

People will see an underwritten woman or black character and act like it's the character's fault

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

Nature is healing

Everyone go make excessive use of your local library's generous lending policies to borrow my books and read them for free. Thank you libraries.

Yes, please, particularly in the UK and Ireland where I get remunerated through the Public Lending Right scheme, set up by activist lesbian socialists to make sure writers earn money when their texts are borrowed from libraries.