Jeanette Marie

The bean thief

greem beam

“ruined”? made better

It’s very humanizing to imagine some poor potter in the past screaming “nnnnooooooo bad kitty” somewhere in Scandinavia

If it was ruined, the artisan wouldn’t have baked it.

Stamps of approval

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

eatin a peach

Why he light skinned?

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

Oh no

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

I needed this tonight. Thank you.