timothee chalamet said all that unbelievably stupid shit about ballet and opera because he was meant to be a castrato but was born too late for the byzantine empire to interfere with him and now he's sensitive about it

I wish ziprecruiter and indeed.com had cute marketable mascots so i could make paintings of them opening the hellraiser puzzlebox and getting their skin flayed onto a pillar

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

This gif reminds me of some guy I used to hate follow because he would always post it w some lame song in Instagram but he got murdered a while ago so now I stopped hate following forever

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.