moriens tua mors ero

i love organization i love diagrams i love clearly defined hierarchical relationships i love structured systems that we can understand precisely because they're structured systems (lepidoptera taxonomy whizzes by) GUH. WHAT WAS THAT

if you love these things, taxonomy is not for you. taxonomy is for if you love arguing about these things.

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

it must feel so good to put a relevant xkcd on your lecture slides

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

I love informed consent, I love dignity of risk, I love the thought of having someone willing to tell me why the thing that I'm about to do is a bad idea, telling me in detail exactly what the consequences are, what's going to happen and why, and what's the worst that can happen, and then having no power to stop me when I decide to do it anyway because I'm an adult and I'm allowed to get my shit kicked in so fucking bad while doing something stupid if I so choose.

has been said before but i also love how when the US elects a nazi who's also bombing every other country on earth we have to feel sorry for them but when a third world country elects a nazi who's mostly fucking over its own population its because we're morally bankrupt and deserve to suffer or whatever.

So many self-proclaimed leftists were clearly just waiting for a Latin American country it's woke to hate. You leapt like starving beasts.

Argentines living abroad are getting assaulted right now, if you thought your cute little online comments were harmless. If you want to be xenophobic, go ahead, but don't lie to yourself about it.

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will