Scribe of Fantastical Fiction

I’ve seen some questions on here about how to interact with the fae and why there are certain customs so I made a post. When interacting with the fae you must learn the proper manners and customs just as you do when going about your day to day life or visiting a different country. The Fae have very different morals, customs and social behaviour than us and can get offended very easily.

1. Do not say THANK YOU! This admits that you are in debt to them and they will expect that you pay them back. Debts and contracts can get messy with the Fae, even dangerous.

2. Do not give them your real name! Especially your full name because this gives them power over you. Instead use your witch name or fake name… say “you may call me *blank*” because you technically aren’t lying to them.

3. Do not accept food or drink from them! As the myth of Persephone and Hades states, eating the food of the faerie realm will forever tie you to that world.

4. Do not mention a new born! Faeries are very fond of children and you may end up with a changeling. Faeries may also mess around with your kid sometimes and curse them if you make them mad.

5. DO NOT LIE!As it is believed faeries cannot lie, they do not like being lied to but if you have to, twist your words to get them to believe you but Do not lie! I wouldn’t risk twisting your words too much because they are masters at this and can see right through, I would only attempt if you are very well spoken.

6. Always keep your promise! Promises are very sacred to the fae and hold a lot of power so if you break a promise, expect there to be some angry faerie cursing you.

7. Do not accept a gift! This also admits debt to them and they will expect something in return of equal or greater value.

8. There’s always strings attached!Don’t expect to make contracts with the fae and not have to worry about loopholes because they love twisting their words so you end up with the short end of the stick

9. Don’t be a loud mouth! If a fairy bestows a blessing upon you, you shouldn’t go around telling people about it because it may just turn sour.

10. Don’t be a snoop! Respect a faerie’s privacy because they value their privacy a lot and they don’t trust humans often so if you lose their trust…oh boy you’re in for something alright.

11. Don’t dance! Dancing with the fae, to faerie music or in the fae realm often ends in stories of dancing to your death.

12. Absolutely no Iron! Cold iron weakens and repels the fae, to carry iron while interacting with the fae will offend the crap out of them.

13. Debts will always be repayed! If you do something of service to the fae there will often be a reward but remember rules 1 and 9.

14. Do not say SORRY! Again this admits being in deep debt to them.

15. Always be the utmost polite to them! The fae may not always be the nicest but they are always well spoken, well mannered but also see themselves as higher than you, so treat them with the most respect and get on their good side.

Stay safe my dears

Commission Me

Two Fullbody Character Commissions. It’s been a hot minute since I’ve done dragons, it was nostalgic and a lot of fun.

Totodile because croco-gator.

Treecko because dinosaur and (Mega) dragon.

Piplup because emperor penguin.

Oshawott because sword-wielding seal.

Chespin because tank badger-bear.

Rowlet because archer and best boy.

because that’s an irrational reaction, William, no one else cares because it’s a fictional dragon and they have enough sense not to get worked up about it

Like, at the time it felt rare for a dragon to survive its story.  Even when the dragon’s good it has a big chance of biting it anyway (RIP Draco).

Rei: Trying to follow orders to the letter no matter how suicidal or stupid they may be whilst also coming close but never fully connecting with Shinji.

Asuka: Rushing in without any conceivable plan with the added bonus of Shinji being hurled right into her unwitting embrace.

I’ve tried to make sure everyone knows, but just in case: I can’t release Last Hope online because it was officially licensed and released in Japan along with the Japanese translation of the Dark Horse Gamera comics last year.