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connect with old tumblr users by saying the three magic words "hot hot leg"

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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

*aborted baby voice* I would've been the third founding member of TPUSA... if you'd kept me...

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

Just in case you need to hear this, bedtime is not for looking at news. It's not time to watch videos about what's going on; it's not time to catch up or "stay informed". Your job at bedtime is to relax and clear your head and sleep, so that you can be rested and tackle another day tomorrow. That's your only responsibility at bedtime. That's how you serve the world best. At bedtime, relaxing and going the fuck to sleep is praxis.

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller