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We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

i have coping strategies that definitely count as psychological torture

bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

knights should let me touch their swords because I'm curious about the craftsmanship, and definitely not so I can flirt using thinly veiled sheath-themed euphemisms

with that attitude you need to go to McManners and order a cordial pleaseburger. with extra polite.

there should be more queer spaces centered around drinking, casual sex, smoking cigarettes, drugs, all that stuff

My father died in a thumb war

my new podcast where i hit a weed pen and breathe/cough into the mic is coming out next week

there's something RIGHT with me :) #positivecore

I think it rocks that humans give themselves small amounts of poison for pleasure and then we just do that again and again and again and eventually you die

makes me sad how many streamers on twitch were clearly meant to be medieval town guards