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my girlfriend

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how to get your name(s) back from a fairy: simply submit yourself completely and utterly to the fairy, and things will resolve themselves in no time!
Is it okay to pick mushrooms from a fairy circle as long as I don't step in it? I only took one, I needed it for a school project.
If someone took a bolt out of your front door you'd probably be a little mad
Someone stole my fucking mushrooms, can’t have shit in Tir na Nog
i am just here to add "ill-advised deal with the fae" onto every list anyone makes
do you ever just see your friends getting really close with other people and you can just feel yourself slowly becoming less important to them and you get this really deep ache in your heart and everything just hurts

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Never mind, the actual funniest thing to do with InferKit is give it Puritan virtue names.
The astounding accuracy of its replication of the pattern, accompanied by its total inability to understand what a “virtue” is? *chefs kiss*
The entirety of the input was real Puritan first names and surnames. This is some of what InferKit thinks other Puritans might be called:
Disdain Middleton
Intoxication Sherman
Pity Smith
Hate-All Branham
Suffering Baldwin
Manliness Boyd
Annoyance Washburne
Pleasure Osborne
Empathy Butler
Deep Distress Warren
Pleasant Breeze Harvie
Loving You Dalton
Nourishment Jenkins
Apologies Farnsworth
Proper Condom Richmond
Monogamy Evans
Agitate Forber
Regret Hughes
Stagnation Hunter
Outward Kindness Wood
The Decline of the West Sutton
Revenge Davenport
Intellectualism Dalton
Democracy Dawson
Moral Stability Lewis
Non-Oppression Quid-Pro-Quo Slattery
Nepotism
most of my original input was made up of single word “virtue” names so I decided to add a few of the longer, weirder compound names (like Fight-the-good-fight-of-faith) to the mix
this made the results weirder.
Potency Taylor
Serve-with-your-body Brown
Petty-Misunderstanding Phillips
Destruction Sheridan
Sorcerous Quigley
Inevitability Leonard
Good as Hell Frederick
Obvious Whitley
Confusion Torrey
None of my business Munson
Manhood Nickerson
Homeostasis Mahoney
No Thanks Gillmore
Abortion Hamilton
Racism Thompson
Socially Violent Wilkins
Responsible Boyfriend Frederick
Hope-Spite Smith
Pay-No-Attention Brunson
Fear-of-misery Storace
Over-Indulgence Calvert
Give-Me-That-Tiger Lincoln
And the crown jewel
If-it-ain’t-broke-don’t-fix-it Schmitt
i think that if you just made out with robots more and told them you loved them they just would not turn evil. yeah of course your AIs are betraying you you keep making them feel bad about themselves. losers. put ME in a sci fi movie or game and watch me just date all the damn AIs and like win or whatever. come on
Human: Deal.
Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…
Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.
Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.
Human: So, when do we start?
Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?
Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.
Fey: Yes? And you agreed?
Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?
Fey:
Fey, blushing: Ah.
So good. It deserved some art. 😊
SHODAN system shock is straight up SEXY i think her and GLaDOS should kiss eachother and also me
obsessed with stories set in the ruins of a golden age. like yesss the decline of empire, farmers grazing their animals amongst the ruins of palaces that were once home to powerful kings and queens, children playing in the wreckage of long abandoned war machines, cities which once bustled with life now home only to the occasional nomadic group passing through 😍😍😍

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“Can’t you just, like, read their minds?”
“What? I can’t read minds.”
“You can’t?”
“No!”
“Don’t you have telepathy?”
“Of course not.”
“How did you mind-control Steve, then?”
“I didn’t mind-control Steve. Steve is just really impressionable.”
adakjfd
in retrospect, video rental stores *would* probably still exist today in some capacity had it not been for blockbuster. the nostalgia for the blockbuster browsing experience undermines the reality of how aggressively the chain snuffed out smaller video rental stores and would eventually become notorious for its abusive late fee collection policy once there were no significant competitors standing. the rise of streaming is often attributed to blockbusters demise, but what’s not often recognized is how netflix’ earliest (and most successful) marketing tactics were in fact advertising the absence of the aforementioned terrible late fees as opposed to the convenience of not having to go to the store. I was actually surprised to find out how much of blockbuster’s demise can be attributed to spiraling out of control as it attempted to manage viacom’s ever increasing debts than to the fact that people just naturally gravitated towards streaming (which is not to say that it wouldn’t have happened eventually, but).
see also: borders / barnes & noble with bookstores. amazon’s original pitch was probably more “look how convenient!” than it was “look, you can avoid the awful sterility of the inside of a barnes & noble!” but it’s interesting that with its aggressive tracking and tailoring of recommendations amazon is having machines do (in an impersonal and invasive way) what the staff at a local, non-chain bookstore would do, which is match their selection to your preferences
Barnes & nobles and Borders raced against each other, across the country, to oversaturate the bookstore market. This isn’t paranoia or conspiracy — it’s the same fucking model Starbucks used. Oh, your community supports three bookstores? We’re going to open five, until the little indies go under. Then we’ll close four of our own (sorry not sorry staff, enjoy competing with each other for a handful of positions!) and now you have no other choice. Movie rental chains did the same thing.
And then all these huge chain retailers have the fucking gall to weep and whine as amazon proceeds to wipe them out, and now I live in a small city where you just… can’t get stuff. If you don’t want to use amazon, if you don’t have a car to drive out to the big box on the highway, you literally can’t buy a pair of socks or an ice pack. No more pharmacies, no more bookstores, no more video or music stores… if this was plants and not retailers you’d call it monoculture, and you’d raise an alarm about how prone to catastrophic collapse monocultures are.
Ohhh that last line.
some fuck: tries to objectify me
my traumaqueer ass, vibrating rapidly: nOT IF I DO IT FIRST
YES i have tits. YES i have no tits. we exist
look, ais deciding they're gods is fun and all, but it's so overdone. instead, try: gods deciding they're ais

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