Corrupt Kisses

empty head, heart and soul

dumbass problem of the day: i have so many intimate gift ideas for people but idk if we’re close enough for them to be sweet instead of creepy

reblog this if i can send u like 10 paintings of the same gingko tree and a letter pouring out my heart like 3 days after we met

straights in their 20s literally love to hear if your parents accepted you or not and how you came out…i blame Glee for all of it somehow 

Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I am REALLY needing anything good, even if it’s just 5 cents on the floor

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT

the phone’s WHAT?

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws