หห๐ขึดเป๐ทอึ๐ฉโค๏ธ๐ชห.โ : I WANT THAT FAIRYTALE . . . a collection of rom-com roleplay sentence starters romance comedies from NUMEROUS FILMS, genre: romance, slice-of-life, comedy, love, fake relationship.
I've got the entire thing planned out, every detail.
You didn't sleep? You should have slept.
Thanks a lot. You're a lifesaver.
How's the rest of the budget looking?
Why are we doing this again?
If anything's to blame, it's school spirit.
I almost cried, I was laughing so hard.
I think that you really got through to them today.
Hey, do you wanna go to down to the mall with me?
Why hasn't [he/she/they] asked me yet?
All I'm saying is that there's a process.
Can I talk to you for a second in private?
It's all that school spirit bullshit propaganda.
Do you have to get so close?
Is something in particular on your mind?
I just don't see why you won't come with me tomorrow night.
I'm not interested. Drop it.
Look, you go, okay? Knock yourself out.
You didn't get out of bed all day.
You could tell me, you know. I'd be cool.
What is that supposed to mean?
Who are you taking to our school's prom?
I don't know. Iโฆ I fell in love.
High school love is for saps, [name], or haven't you heard?
Now I'm left alone with the embarrassment and alienation of having to go stag to one of the biggest nights of our lives?
Hey, can you just drop me off here?
I'll sneak you through the back.
Give it up, bonehead. Princess Leia ain't coming.
How'd you get this number?
You're not offended, so don't pretend to be.
I know you probably don't give a damn about the prom or me, and that's fine, but I'm gonna be treated like the biggest loser ever at school.
The same girls dishing out fake sympathy will be laughing behind my back.
Some of them will try to set me up out of pity but I'll know every time I walk in a room and it gets suddenly quiet.
We can save each other from disgrace.
If you have to ask, you're not as smart as you think you are.
You need to sleep on it, get back to me.
I think you see where I'm going with this.
It sucks because when you break up with someone, you can't escape them, and it kills you to see them every day.
We can't do this halfway. If we expect people to buy it, it's gotta feel real through and through.
To make an impact, you have to go to extremes.
If you still don't have a date, and you're, like, really desperate, well, I'd take you.
Are you going to explain this to me? What are you trying to pull?
I thought it would make [name] come back.
That wasn't part of the arrangement.
We have to look chummy, remember?
From my point of view, it's okay to look like I'm going to the dance with a friend.
It's not okay to look like I paid someone to take me.
I'm gonna get something to drink. Do you want anything?
It's cute and all making nice with your neighbor, but you're taking it way above and beyond.
I've been trying to tell you that.
If you can't hack it, get out of the game, right?
Think you could stand anymore?
I thought you had to have a leatherjacket for that.
Don't worry. You'll fit right in.
Evil's a bit strong. Don't you think?
Come on, you know you like it.
Are you and [name] a couple?
Tell me about it. Come for a ride with me.
I have some pretty serious trust issues when it comes to the male sex.
I want you to have this. This might explain me better than I can.
This is supposed to explain why you're never around?
I want you to come. This is the trip of a lifetime. What do you say?
I'm pulling off the biggest scam of all time,and I'm catching shit?
Did you leave bread crumbs?
It's a scam, all right, but who's scamming who?
You have all the duties of a partner and none of the perks.
You're coming tonight, right?
Who would you rather do, Agent Scully or Gillian Anderson?
[Name], I left my bag in the car.
Is this more "us/them" rhetoric?
Can you honestly tell me you've never made fun of those people over there?
I don't need this, not from you. You're better than this.
How do you remember that?
Look, if you leave mad, it sets us back.
It's all about youโฆ your friends and your turf.
Be the charmer we both know you can be. And then we'll go wherever you wanna go.
We played Truth or Dare, remember?
You know, it's really cool that you say that.
They're just jealous. Besides, you're better off.
I thought that you and [name] were, like, really good friends.
I didn't expect to see you here.
I didn't expect you to fall in love.
I don't know. I'm having second thoughts.
I don't think I could take it if [he/she/they] saw me and I saw this reaction, gross disappointment.
So what's your idea of a perfect date?
[He/She/They] are the kind of person who will call you on your bullshit.
Okay, I'll go get it now.
So, what's this I hear about you and [name]?
Where do you get your news?
Some of us require beauty sleep, y'know?
Look at 'em down there, talking about us.
Well, how long are you gonna make [him/her/them] wait?
You think you're happier now?
You'd never guess they belong to one of those doomsday cults.
I still have the letter you wrote me in seventh grade.
I'm the one who should be sorry.
I've wanted to say this for five years now.
It was too hard. I was too scared.
So, did you teach [name] to jump through fiery hoops yet?
Well, mission nearly accomplished then?
So, can I negotiate an entrance with hand holding?
Who could have known that underneath all that rebellion there was a heartbreaker dying to get out?
I wonder, are you sure [name] the one?
[Name], I think I did you a favor.
You're miserable, and you know what they say about misery loving company.
You just didn't wanna see me happy.
Remember, it's not life and death.
Okay, let me really see the pain.
I'm staying. I'd like to party.
You know, we used to be your friend if you can remember that far back.
You're not mad at me; You're jealous.
You want them to like you? Tell them to go fuck themselves.
People like that need people like you, otherwise there's twice as much trash and no one to take it out.
You're totally losing me.
This is close enough. I wanted to walk anyway.
No one's gonna know about it. Come on.
I remember when you were nothing.
You think you're The Thing, but you know what?
Get your ass up and drive me home.
Sorry. You wanna get out of here?
Can you bring me back to the party, please?
I'm your past-tense quasi-partner.
What I'm trying to say is that both the tense and title are negotiable.
It's called an easy-out clause, [name], 'cause it's supposed to be easy.
You need more closure than this?
Listen, so about the danceโฆ what do you think?
It's time you'll wanna share with a special someone because it truly is a once-in-a-lifetime event.
It was bullshit. "Share it with someone special." That's not reality.
I should've known better. What's the point?
I'm through with itโฆ all of it.
That's what you've been wanting all along, isn't it?
I finally got what I wanted, but it doesn't matter anymore.
You mean the horribly freakish distorted version of your former self?
I'm leaving for the dance now. You almost ready?
You deserve to be here. It's the best.
You know...you look beautiful.
By the way, I like your hair.
I'm honestly sorry about how things worked out.
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.
I'm really having a good time.
[Name], it was all a scam.
Actually, I was gonna ask to dance with you.
So, who are we making jealous?