Warning : Censorship chip has corroded.

I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow

These three ceiling fans run off of one motor

The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light 

The perfect symmetry of this plant 

Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating

This tiny ceiling tile at my house

My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.

The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.

I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.

The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole 

Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily

This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons 

This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt. 

The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.

Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds 

My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.

This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.

Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him 

This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer 

This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland 

You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.

I made a piano shelf

This purely golden bee landed on my car today 

Today, I was breezing through posts on reddit. I have several throwaway accounts, and via those I’m subscribed to a number of sexy subreddits (mostly trying to find girls that remind me of my wife… so… I’ve found places where girls over 30 and over 40 post, where curvy girls post… I’m not interested in the kind of stuff that gets to the top of the main “gonewild” subreddit, because those tend to be super young stick figures who don’t remind me of my sife).

Anyway, some of the women whose posts show up in my reddit feed at least portray themselves as horny. They dress up in lingerie, or they masturbate, or they show off their bodies in really sexy ways. I’m aware enough to know that some of that is just because they know that guys on reddit will respond to them portraying themselves that way, and they get upvotes and positive comments and probably tons of PMs that hopefully ends up giving them some affirmation.

But some of the posts are just everyday stuff.

And even though I probably should just quit looking at this stuff (I go through phases where I don’t look for weeks or months, and then phases like I’m in right now where I’m in there often), today it really struck me that I’ve missed out on all sorts of fun stuff in my life.

Things like

getting a sexy text with a boob flash

hanging around naked

going places just to have sex

trying out adventurous sexy things

using sex toys

randomly making out

having my wife show up in my office just to kiss me

making out in the back of a movie theater

taking pics of her trying sexy things on in stores

having her send me a fun selfie of her ass

I dunno.

I probably sound like the most self-absorbed asshole of a guy that ever lived. But I truly am not that way. It’s just that today all this stuff has kinda caught up with me and made me feel sad.