the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

i dont get the olympics where the hell is knuckles. where is luigi. where are my friends

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name

I'm really glad I'm not a Sylus main cause even now I find myself feeling sick over how hot he is, could you imagine what I would be like if I was obsessed with him??

A nine tailed kitsune but all the tails are those floating inflatable men you see outside car dealerships

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.