TOUCH ME I'M SICK

It's important to a girls wellbeing for her to play on the computer!

pretty boy isn’t an insult. even if you sneer it at someone while pointing a gun at them and demanding their wallet, you’re still complimenting them. you’re just doing it with homoerotic hostility. fruit on fruit violence. why don’t you buy them flowers with their money that you just stole.

Brain empty.... pussy thinking though.

indie/pop singers will see a lively, classic song and be like "is anyone going to cover this in a shitty whisper voice?" and not wait for an answer

NIN’s 1989 hit, Head Like a Hole, would sound 10 times better if Phoebe Bridgers did it tho?

I don't even like nine inch nails but I'm still gonna grind your head into a paste for this

Ben Affleck is one of those people who just cannot work period dramas at all. He has a face that knows about emails