me in honey

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Me As fuck when there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me, I gain no deeper knowledge of myself and the confession means nothing

Dahling I'm a Chad now

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

the actual leader and founder of the third wave of feminism’s movement

my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

can i interest you into getting stupid fucking high with me