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I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

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spotted this on my insta feed today, we might be cooked

#olivia rodrigo #you look pretty sad for a girl so in love

with all the disrespect and hatred possible in my heart, do not contact me at 4:43 pm with a fuckass task you want me to complete. wait until tmr. schedule send your email for 9 am tmr.

I'm gonna blow up my office frfr

#corporate bullshit #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #i hate everyone

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

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I will never succumb to the printer forgiveness propaganda, I can acknowledge the evils of modern tech and also still hate the stupid printer at the same time, I am capable of multitasking UNLIKE SOME OFFICE APPLIANCES I KNOW-

shout-out to my background in classical music, cuz nothing prepared me for the anxiety of job interviews quite like audition season

(i am genuinely more afraid of sightreading than i am of death)

#job interview #classical music #musician #auditions #orchestra

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in today's episode of stupid shit, I have wrapped my laptop in a pillowcase, poured a generous amount of rice over it, and then wrapped that in plastic wrap in the hopes of fixing a keyboard problem that resulted from rain getting into my bag

anyway, have I mentioned this is stupid?

#technology #tech problems

allsadnshit

For the next beauty trend let's bring back just your normal eyebrows and your hair air dried and we can call it messy girl normal woman Sunday core

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all-natural-core. god-given-core, if you will. Literally Woke Up Like This core.

I'm going to blow up the office printer with C4

#corporate bullshit #office equipment

person next to me on one of the most crowded T trains of my life (rush hour traffic plus Red Sox game) has their whole ass laptop open and is working on code

#coding #Boston bullshit #anecdotes #public transit #gotta love the MBTA

I think my goal in life is to be the kind of girlfriend that a guy's parents give him shit for breaking up with years after the relationship ends

#relationships #girlfriend things #teehee

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happy tax day, everybody!

*screams into a pillow*

#taxes #tax day #april 15 #my taxes are done but somehow my workplace is freaking out #corporate bullshit #I need ppl to chill out in the slack

new "ai receptionist" tool in my workplace is fully forwarding us calls that don't exist from numbers that never tried to contact us

fuck aiiiiiii fuuuuuccccckkk aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii

#corporate bullshit #fuck ai

happy friday everybody, as an end-of-week gift i'm gonna set the workplace on fire

#corporate bullshit #job #workplace #office #dark humor #fuck capitalism #i hate my job #arson <3

spin-the-wheel-polls

you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)

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library drag queen, at least I won't have to use printers anymore

tucking sounds like a pain tho

people should fear the monster I'll become if I have to scan one more document on this shitty fucking office printer

#corporate bullshit #office equipment #this printer is my no. 1 opp #I'm going to destroy this printer #I'm going to burn this printer to ash #this office is gonna become a rage room real soon

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if you are going to come into work while sick, please have the decency not to sneeze all over the office equipment, for the love of god

#corporate bullshit #cover your mouth #goddammit

postage machine at my office won't let us refill funds, currently running on $14 and a dream, send your prayers

#corporate bullshit #snail mail #postage stamps #office appliances #office equipment

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