sister michael is a fucking mood
Me in work
Cosimo Galluzzi
occasionally subtle

roma★
KIROKAZE

if i look back, i am lost

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!

Janaina Medeiros
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AnasAbdin
taylor price
will byers stan first human second
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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sister michael is a fucking mood
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Derry Girls | Hugh Grant
When they get a comedian to be the sensible one

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Derry Girls (2018-)
Me looking at my friends list
free range mop
I love her, she looks so absolutely bizarre
A Discourse on Tartan
For those who don’t know, the various patterns of tartan actually hold special significance to Europeans. Different styles of tartan are used to indicate a person’s allegiance to a certain clan, family, or order. It is even illegal in some places to wear specific brands of tartan without permission from the person in charge of the group to which the pattern belongs.
This being said, Aziraphale wears a very specific style of tartan. It’s called “Heaven’s Dress Tartan,” and it was designed specifically for Michael Sheen to wear in the show.
The naming of this tartan, along with the fact that it is the only tartan we see him wear, would indicate that this pattern is actually the official tartan of heaven. But as we see when Aziraphale is handed his military uniform and told to go assume command of his platoon, (they wouldn’t be waiting for him unless he was their Sargent - fight me,) Heaven has its own official Tartan, and it’s not the one Aziraphale is wearing.
Furthermore, when Aziraphale is discorporated and winds up in Heaven, the Heaven’s Dress Tartan on his bow-tie is gone.
This leads me to conclude that, since Aziraphale is wearing a unique tartan that does not match heaven’s, our dear Principality made his own tartan. He didn’t see that pattern somewhere and think it was nice, and he doesn’t wear it to show his allegiance to Heaven. This is A.Z. Fell’s clan tartan. He designed it for himself to wear, as his symbol. If he had a family, it would be their family tartan.
Now, a thing about clan tartans is you’re only really supposed to wear it if you’re a member of the clan; i.e., a member of the family. Which brings up an interesting point:
Twice in the show, Aziraphale gives Crowley the Heaven’s Dress Tartan. The first is when he gives him the holy water. (Isn’t it sweet, the vessel he uses is decorated to represent himself?) This could perhaps be dismissed under the theory that it was simply what Aziraphale had on hand - it could easily have been any other securely-shut cup.
However, in the scene where Crowley and Aziraphale meet Anathema, Aziraphale miracles a tartan bike rack onto the Bentley (which I couldn’t find a picture of). Aziraphale is willingly giving Crowley his specific tartan. Now remember what I said about clan tartans only being worn by members of the clan?
Thesis: Aziraphale considers Crowley to be his family and has since at least the 60s.
Was the tartan collar Heaven’s Dress? Did he literally wear it to hell and leave his mark on Crowley when they switched back?
There’s a thing everyone is majorly missing. This is DRESS tartan.
There’s different types: unnamed/standard, ancient, weathered, hunting and dress,
My clan (McCullough) has standard and dress and I’m permitted to wear McDougall tartan as well as we are a sept.
Basically what I’m going with here is that the tartan Aziraphale wears is the dress. It’s formal and designed to stand out a bit. My clan’s dress tartan has white in it, rendering it useless as a hunting (camouflage or war) tartan, while our standard has quite a bit of green. Tartans that are predominantly useless as a camouflage pattern (my brother’s is Gibson and he has a hunting variant rather than a dress variant) have a greened up version as a hunting variant.
Heaven, in show, is very…white. So the hunting variant would be paler to blend in. Dress would be darker with eye catching additions (I.e. red) to indicate that it is a) formal and b) non-aggressive.
Aziraphale has gone and made himself a formal non-aggressive variant of heaven’s tartan and wears it very obviously and shares it. Look at Warlock’s bed.
Here’s another thing - if your clan has a chief then you need their permission to gift the clan tartan to non-birth family members. Armigerous clans (like mine) need only an individual’s permission to share their tartan.
Basically, I can let my brother use my tartan but he cannot let me use his without the permission of his chief.
Aziraphale has basically gone and blatantly stated to anyone who cares to listen that God is no longer in charge and these people are under his protection. And honestly, mood.
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Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life
Okay but Protestants keeping their toasters in a cupboard just shows they should never have been entrusted with running a country.
Look at the UK- lots of protestants, absolute mess of a country that keeps trying to sink its economy because they don't like outsiders
Oof
Yous know they have CCTV in shops now right?
Artemis: Your mom grounded you? Are you in kindergarten?
Wally: I dunno about you guys, but my parents don’t play.
M'gann: My parents abandoned me, and one of them is wanted for intergalactic war crimes.
Dick: Dead.
Conner: Complicated.
Artemis: One of mine tried to kill me.
Wally: ...Y'all need some serious therapy.
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HOW MUCH DOES UR SIGN GIVE A FUCK
pretends not to give a fuck but are actually cringing deep down inside about that awkward thing they did years ago: taurus, virgo
has no chill whatsoever and does not give a fuck: gemini, leo, libra, aquarius, aries
nicely gives a fuck out of consideration so they don’t hurt ur feelings: cancer, pisces
just wants 2 fuck: scorpio, sagittarus, capricorn
everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay
h-hot dog water?
Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it
Was this before or AFTER Velma abused Shaggy, trying to tell him he was spending too much time with HIS DOG?