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1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

No weekends

Child labor

Slave labor

"The king said to do it"

#something about the concept of not knowing your child until you're forced to. something about running until you can't think you're doing what's best. something about how maybe that's exactly what you need to lead you exactly where you need to be

"You know that's only gonna do, like 1d4 points of damage, max, right?"

"Oh, I wasn't trying to deal damage. I was just showing Agathor the Destroyer what to do."

*The group's barbarian rips an oak tree out of the ground*

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

No weekends

Child labor

Slave labor

"The king said to do it"

When he needs Stiles' attention, he pulls on Stiles' elbow, pokes at him, tugs at his hand. When Stiles does something in the kitchen, Derek finds any nonsensical excuse to be around him and always ends up needing yeah that cup the one furthest away and what do you want me to do you're the one standing at the sink so what if I'm squishing you. Derek stays completely still when Stiles accidentally falls asleep on him. Derek always volunteers to be the one to take Stiles home when he's drunk and giggly and doesn't step away when Stiles leans on him heavily. Derek will brush at Stiles' hair and say smn like "there was a bug" then scowl and turn away pretending his hand isn't tingling. Derek's hand on Stiles' back or neck as he leads his human somewhere (Stiles thinks it's an alpha instinct and doesn't fight bc he pines, too).

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska